Peaches is officially headed home for ACDC at the Rose Bowl, but not before one final, loaded episode of Peaches Pit Party. There’s stress. There’s snacks. There’s scalding takes on chip flavors, Walmart wings, and karaoke-enabled TVs.

In this pre-vacation blowout:

• Secret Sound is officially BACK starting Monday with Viktor, who will reveal the times to play each day at 7:05 AM
• Peaches reflects on what might be the worst airport timing ever — a plane crash literally shuts down the Idaho Falls runway days before he leaves
• Listeners call in for To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’ll never mess with again now that you know better?”
  Popular answers: Ouija boards, bison at national parks, extremely hot peppers, and… horses
• A Florida man named Speedy Gonzales steals $20K in Walmart goods using trash cans — because of course he does
• Upstairs neighbors are mostly fine now, but Peaches might become the loud neighbor once Samsung’s karaoke feature hits smart TVs in 2025
• The Lay’s “Do Us A Flavor” finalists are here: Bacon Grilled Cheese, Valentina & Lime, and Korean Fried Chicken (Peaches is all in on that last one)

Also:

• A single-engine plane crash triggers airport chaos, but no one was hurt — just flight panic for everyone flying out soon (aka Peaches)
• Peaches debates whether to drop $75 on ACDC tour merch and whether he can fit it all in a backpack for the flight home
• MLB players are living weird lives:
  • Cody Bellinger swears off wings for five years after food poisoning
  • Austin Wells is now ranking breakfast burritos at every stadium
  • The Pittsburgh Pirates removed tribute bricks and dumped them in a recycling yard — fans are understandably furious
• Shoutout to New York’s “chicken jockey” merch trend and the zombie-on-a-chicken Etsy boom thanks to Minecraft movie hype
• A man in China keeps getting evicted because his apartment pet is… a buffalo calf named Bull Demon King
• Peaches prepares for Coachella-adjacent chaos — yes, Weezer is still playing after their bassist’s wife was involved in a literal LAPD standoff
• And Gen Z’s war on office dress codes continues: sweats are the new business casual, and Peaches is ready to join the revolution

Pre-Friday vibes are strong as Peaches preps for his trip back to Southern California for ACDC at the Rose Bowl — and this episode of Peaches Pit Party hits everything from food truck sticker shock to kids making trading cards out of old men. Yes, really.

Inside today’s show:

• Peaches reflects on travel style, MySpace-era friend ranking, and how adult friendships slowly stretch across the country
• Viktor’s out, Traffic School is TBD, and Lieutenant Crane may or may not come to the rescue
• To Peach Their Own question of the day: “What’s something you didn’t realize was expensive until you had to buy it?”
  Call-ins and Reddit answers include:
  • Toilet paper
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Veterinary care
  • Bras, child care, birthday parties, and oh yeah... weddings
• The wife of Weezer’s bassist is shot in a bizarre LAPD standoff, then immediately un-arrested — Peaches unpacks the media chaos
• Yeshiva and Lemon College both break historic losing streaks in baseball — by beating each other in a doubleheader of sadness
• LeBron James gets his own Ken doll ahead of Coachella — with accessories and a $75 price tag
• A woman is charged $88 for four small ice creams at a food truck. Peaches goes OFF about overpriced festival food, millennial burger joints, and Cajun fries being a seasoning scam

Also:

• ACDC’s Power Up Tour kicks off in Minneapolis — Peaches scopes the merch in hopes the Rose Bowl poster isn't also $75 (but let's be real, it is)
• He prepares to face $25 beers and inevitable spilled drinks at the show
• Facebook memories remind Peaches to check for his Star Card — panic avoided, but the bald-on-ID-reveal crisis hits hard
• George Washington’s travel journal is basically a colonial Yelp review and Peaches is all for it
• A Minnesota woman literally journals her car theft in a diary that her mom turns into police. She was also a DoorDash driver. This story is flawless.

And finally:

• Peaches reacts to Japan’s new viral trading card game featuring middle-aged men with unique powers like “Firewall” and “Soba Strike”
• He pitches KBEAR DJ trading cards: Jade, Peaches, Viktor, and Lou Brutus as a rare foil edition

It’s Hump Day on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches is pushing through dizzy spells, vacation brain, and an actual group conspiracy about Viktor’s maybe-not-real girlfriend. From wild Florida crimes to retro nostalgia, this episode is overflowing with questionable decisions and surprisingly touching memories.

In today’s episode:

• Peaches wakes up dizzy, skips the gym, and ends up in a sugar coma after eating three Duck Donuts from the breakroom
• He launches a full X-Files-level breakdown of why Viktor’s girlfriend might be totally fake: never seen, suspicious timing, and named… Judith?
• To Peach Their Own question: “What’s something from the olden days young people today wouldn’t understand?”
  Listener calls include:
  • The smell of old car exhaust
  • Hunting down GTA cheat codes at school
  • Ringing doorbells unannounced without a phone
• Peaches reflects on rotary phones, ashtrays in every room, printed MapQuest directions, and being told to "shut up" mid-navigation
• Minecraft movie chaos: real chickens in theaters, popcorn riots, and potential cult classic status
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Nuggets fire Coach Malone and their GM with three games left in the season, one fan gets 62 of 63 NCAA picks right, Tiger Woods builds a new course for Augusta
• One man in the UK captures a hawk that dive-bombed 50 people in his village — including mail carriers and children
• AI nearly fools a recruiter with a full-on fake job interview
• Speedy Gonzales (yes, real name) arrested in Florida after using trash cans and totes to steal $20K from Walmart through self-checkout loopholes
• The Melvins’ old tour van — drawn on by Kurt Cobain — is going up for auction. Peaches wants to turn it into the KBEAR van
• Sunscreen PSA from Peaches: being bald means your scalp is a target, and sunburns are brutal
• And Peaches gives flowers to the Microsoft Windows 95 reboot chime — now inducted into the National Recording Registry alongside legends like Elton John and Amy Winehouse

Also:

• Peaches dreams of giving Maddie and future coworkers retro tech challenges
• He watches Cart Narcs videos mid-show and breaks down host Sebas’ chaotic energy
• Friday's Traffic School segment will be hosted solo by Peaches (Viktor is still on staycation) — unless Lieutenant Crane calls in to save the day