On this Monday edition of Peaches Pit Party, Peaches is drawing winners, dodging bugs, prepping for vacation, and trying to wrap his head around everything from a woman with 1,100 cats to teens giving up on driving. Also, who approved a circus built on 35,000 gallons of water?

In this episode:

• Peaches announces the Chevelle Cipher winner live on-air from his Saturday remote at Teton Auto Credit — shoutout Brandy Adams!
• Reflects on his solo Saturday night outing to downtown Idaho Falls, sipping a zero-proof painkiller and trying not to feel weird about it
• Admits he skipped the Minecraft movie (even though it’s set in a fake Idaho town called “Chugless”) because… lazy
• Recaps the weekend, final March Madness heartbreak (RIP Duke), and gives updates on his upcoming vacation and Rose Bowl plans
• Also gives a tease for a major announcement coming Friday at 10AM that launches while he’s gone

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update covers Shohei Ohtani’s teammates mocking his skincare commercial, Masters 2025 odds from a supercomputer, and Lamar Jackson vs. Dale Earnhardt Jr. in a legal battle over… the number 8
• The internet mourns (and debates) Shailene Woodley’s claim that Aaron Rodgers "stole her soul"
• Peaches reacts to the real news that dire wolves have been genetically recreated by Colossal Biosciences — because of course they have
• A toddler eats his grandfather’s ashes (mistaking the urn for snacks) and Peaches tries not to spiral
• Teens are delaying their driver’s licenses and Peaches reflects on his own fight with his parents to finally get behind the wheel
• A California woman lives with over 1,100 cats in a trailer while the cats occupy her house — Peaches wants her on the show immediately
• San Francisco opens a public naming contest for a new park and learns, predictably, that the internet cannot be trusted (shoutout Parky McParkface)
• Arizona warns residents to prepare for spider and scorpion invasions — Peaches is grateful for Idaho’s bug problem being mildly annoying instead of venomous

And finally, Peaches plugs the upcoming Cirque Italia water circus coming to Idaho Falls… right after he leaves town.