Peaches is officially headed home for ACDC at the Rose Bowl, but not before one final, loaded episode of Peaches Pit Party. There’s stress. There’s snacks. There’s scalding takes on chip flavors, Walmart wings, and karaoke-enabled TVs.

In this pre-vacation blowout:

• Secret Sound is officially BACK starting Monday with Viktor, who will reveal the times to play each day at 7:05 AM
• Peaches reflects on what might be the worst airport timing ever — a plane crash literally shuts down the Idaho Falls runway days before he leaves
• Listeners call in for To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’ll never mess with again now that you know better?”
  Popular answers: Ouija boards, bison at national parks, extremely hot peppers, and… horses
• A Florida man named Speedy Gonzales steals $20K in Walmart goods using trash cans — because of course he does
• Upstairs neighbors are mostly fine now, but Peaches might become the loud neighbor once Samsung’s karaoke feature hits smart TVs in 2025
• The Lay’s “Do Us A Flavor” finalists are here: Bacon Grilled Cheese, Valentina & Lime, and Korean Fried Chicken (Peaches is all in on that last one)

Also:

• A single-engine plane crash triggers airport chaos, but no one was hurt — just flight panic for everyone flying out soon (aka Peaches)
• Peaches debates whether to drop $75 on ACDC tour merch and whether he can fit it all in a backpack for the flight home
• MLB players are living weird lives:
  • Cody Bellinger swears off wings for five years after food poisoning
  • Austin Wells is now ranking breakfast burritos at every stadium
  • The Pittsburgh Pirates removed tribute bricks and dumped them in a recycling yard — fans are understandably furious
• Shoutout to New York’s “chicken jockey” merch trend and the zombie-on-a-chicken Etsy boom thanks to Minecraft movie hype
• A man in China keeps getting evicted because his apartment pet is… a buffalo calf named Bull Demon King
• Peaches prepares for Coachella-adjacent chaos — yes, Weezer is still playing after their bassist’s wife was involved in a literal LAPD standoff
• And Gen Z’s war on office dress codes continues: sweats are the new business casual, and Peaches is ready to join the revolution