Embert’s back in black—suit, tie, and outrage—after witnessing the most unholy sight of all: a woman filming herself at a funeral. In this dark but hilarious episode, he breaks down how we’ve lost all sense of decorum, especially when it comes to saying goodbye.

Includes:

• TikTok eulogies and sparkle filters

• Grandson’s latte-fueled grief post

• Funeral homes with hashtags

• A man who listened to a murder podcast during a hymn

• And Embert’s suggestion that we bury our phones with our dignity

If you miss the days when mourning meant something more than engagement metrics, this one’s your spiritual reset.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert puts his own phone in a drawer for good.

In this revved-up episode, Embert’s grumbling about smart cars, sassy GPS voices, and grown adults who let a robot park their car for them. Back in his day, the only thing the car said was “vroom”—and it meant it.

Topics include:

• The death of glove box maps

• Grandson’s misguided faith in “smart mobility”

• Self-driving as “assisted loafing”

• Emotional support dashboards

• And why your car should shut up and drive

If you miss when vehicles didn’t beep, talk, or make you feel judged, Embert’s got your back.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert disables voice control with a screwdriver.

In this heavily starched episode, Embert rants about the decline of personal appearance—from mesh pants and taco glasses to green mohawks and designer pajamas. What happened to ironing a shirt and looking respectable?

He covers:

• The guy in mesh pants and a top hat

• Pajamas in public

• His grandson’s misguided ideas about “freedom”

• Barber disasters and facial metal detectors

• And a plea to bring back denim that doesn’t quit

If you believe style should include sleeves and sense, Embert’s preaching your gospel.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert spots another man in capri leggings.