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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

By: "Jeremy Hanson & Dan Baker | Morning Crankers Hosts"
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 Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!

"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂 Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Dan Baker ("Gred") every Tuesday and Thursday, with bonus comedy specials and unique hilarious segments scattered throughout the week, as they dive into the latest current events, the wildest pop culture moments, the most bizarre real-life tales, and even unleash some original comedy songs they write themselves!

This isn't your average news podcast; it's a hilarious, honest, and often irreverent take on what's trending, what's ridiculous, and what really matters worldwide. Hans and Gred cut through the noise with sharp wit and infectious humor, ensuring your day starts with a smile, no matter how crazy the world gets. Perfect for your commute, morning routine, or just when you need an escape into pure, unadulterated comedy.

From bizarre global happenings to viral internet phenomena and the most talked-about international headlines, Morning Crankers delivers the laughs alongside the latest updates. Get ready for wild conversations, hilarious commentary, and that unique blend of funny news and original comedy music that only Hans and Gred can provide. We aim to be the funniest podcast in your feed, offering daily entertainment that's truly globally appealing.


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Episodes
  • Morning Crankers July 4th were back

    Morning Crankers July 4th were back
    Jul 3 2025

    Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue Missions

    Detailed Episode Description:

    It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they crack into the chaos of America’s birthday — Cranker-style.

    First up, Greg's making his big, sweaty move to Wisconsin. He’s hauling boxes, breaking backs, and getting one step closer to cheese curds and Packers fandom. We salute his sacrifice… but mostly roast it.

    Then there’s The Big Beautiful Bill — no, not legislation, we’re talking about Bill himself, the real MVP of the barbecue world. Expect oversized laughs and questionable decisions.

    Next, we light the fuse on blue-collar wages going BOOM, as some folks finally start seeing decent paychecks in their tool belts. Of course, Crankers wouldn't be Crankers without asking: is it enough or just a firecracker in a thunderstorm?

    But wait — the TSA’s got hot crotch problems. Literally. A swamp-crotch-induced equipment malfunction at airport security brings new meaning to the phrase “explosive situation.”

    And finally, in international absurdity: a Chinese college student needs to be rescued twice from the same mountain in four days. That’s right. Same mountain. Same guy. Double dumb.

    It’s loud, it's hot, it smells like fireworks and bad decisions — it’s a Morning Crankers celebration of freedom, failure, and frying in the July heat.

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    36 mins
  • "Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"

    "Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"
    May 23 2025
    On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.

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    40 mins
  • Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟

    Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟
    May 19 2025
    In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!

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    33 mins
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