Episodes

  • Morning Crankers July 4th were back

    Morning Crankers July 4th were back
    Jul 3 2025

    Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue Missions

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    It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of Morning Crankers! Join your favorite unapologetically raw morning duo as they crack into the chaos of America’s birthday — Cranker-style.

    First up, Greg's making his big, sweaty move to Wisconsin. He’s hauling boxes, breaking backs, and getting one step closer to cheese curds and Packers fandom. We salute his sacrifice… but mostly roast it.

    Then there’s The Big Beautiful Bill — no, not legislation, we’re talking about Bill himself, the real MVP of the barbecue world. Expect oversized laughs and questionable decisions.

    Next, we light the fuse on blue-collar wages going BOOM, as some folks finally start seeing decent paychecks in their tool belts. Of course, Crankers wouldn't be Crankers without asking: is it enough or just a firecracker in a thunderstorm?

    But wait — the TSA’s got hot crotch problems. Literally. A swamp-crotch-induced equipment malfunction at airport security brings new meaning to the phrase “explosive situation.”

    And finally, in international absurdity: a Chinese college student needs to be rescued twice from the same mountain in four days. That’s right. Same mountain. Same guy. Double dumb.

    It’s loud, it's hot, it smells like fireworks and bad decisions — it’s a Morning Crankers celebration of freedom, failure, and frying in the July heat.

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    36 mins
  • "Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"

    "Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"
    May 23 2025
    On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.

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    40 mins
  • Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟

    Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟
    May 19 2025
    In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!

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    33 mins
  • Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!

    Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!
    May 13 2025
    Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your butthole. From pineapples to live hamsters, fireworks to self-help books – Dr. Cranker’s dubious but hilarious medical advice will leave you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Tune in for comedy that’s a little bit twisted, a little bit wild, and absolutely unforgettable!

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    5 mins
  • Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025

    Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025
    May 12 2025
    Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the world: archaeologists uncover a 2,000-year-old weapons hoard, a swarm of mosquitoes fills an entire plane, and a United Nations Judge is convicted for owning a slave from Uganda. The madness doesn’t stop there—we cover the heart-pounding story of a missing Missouri juvenile found in Colorado and the twisted tale of a woman who poisons her significant other's lover and kids. Tune in for laughs, shockers, and unforgettable moments you won’t want to miss!

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    37 mins
  • "Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"

    "Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"
    May 8 2025
    Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of sharks, including some of the weirdest species you've never heard of and the shocking claim that influencers are causing a rise in shark attacks! But that's not all—discover how dolphins are getting high on puffer fish and why this underwater escapade is more than just fishy business. We also bust 10 common misconceptions that you've probably believed your whole life. Plus, we proudly introduce Dr. Cranker, our newest expert in wild and wacky knowledge. It's a tidal wave of fun, facts, and freakish stories you don't want to miss!

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    33 mins
  • "Breakfast Sneezes & Sith Comebacks: Cranked Up and Outta Control!"

    "Breakfast Sneezes & Sith Comebacks: Cranked Up and Outta Control!"
    May 2 2025
    On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk about a bad start to the day). We dig into the shocking #1 box office hit "Sinners", dissect why Revenge of the Sith might be getting its long-awaited revenge 20 years later, and explore the murky past of Operation Mockingbird and its ties to Stuccimedia.com. Plus, we unearth the ancient hell ant (yes, that’s a real thing), celebrate today’s National Days, and ask why no one is safe—not even your cereal. It’s weird, it’s wild, it’s wonderfully Cranked.

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    26 mins
  • "Aliens, Air Fryers & Surfing Dogs: Mayday Mayhem on Morning Crankers!"

    "Aliens, Air Fryers & Surfing Dogs: Mayday Mayhem on Morning Crankers!"
    May 1 2025
    Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic crossover clash with the new Alien vs Predator movie, and ask the question nobody else will: Why are people getting turned on by their air fryers?! Plus, we fetch some laughs with a canine surfing competition that’ll have your tail wagging, explore how Jobu became the unexpected lucky charm for the St. Louis Blues, and unpack the sweet insanity of Detroit’s annual marshmallow drop. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and 100% Cranked.

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    32 mins