Shout out to Bake Sale for playing our music this episode - check out their music at bakesalesucks.bandcamp.com, or look em up on Spotify. If you're a fan of Pavement, or Nada Surf, or Hum, or The Beatles, or Joe Satriani, or Sebastian Bach, or Allan Sherman.... You'll love Bake Sale. Seriously, check em out.  
This week we dive into vigilante justice - the good, the bad, and the ugly. We ask the tough questions - how long is 'a couple minutes'? What does rain smell like? Can an idiot blindly stumble into being wealthy beyond belief?  
We examine the dumbest idiots in history, Ben tells us all about why he hates Harry Potter, and Sarah shares a very special beverage with us. 
Thank you for your patience, we are a bit behind on releasing episodes due to illness but we are both fully recovered and ready to rock. 

This week we're talkin' dead birds, ungrateful dead passengers, sky burials, Nick Cannon's kids, and how much jazz sucks. Join Ben and Sarah as we crack your mind in a satisfying way. Stick around for Ben's fanfic with his original, totally-not-derivative characters! Ben is not only hosting this podcast, he is hosting Streptococcus Pneumoniae in his lungs - sorry for missing last week, but we are coming back strong this week! In case you want to listen along:

Chet Baker - Autumn Leaves

Charlie Hunter Trio - Come As You Are

H. Jon Benjamin - I Can't Play Piano, Pt. 1

Jingle Cats.... just kidding, you're going to have to listen in next week to hear more of those musical katz!

We dive into how insane Kanye's secret Christian School is, we talk about cults, halitosis, virgins... just another day at the ranch, really. Did you know Kanye is afraid of stairs and silverware? I didn't until I read the lawsuit. How do you get laid if you're a virgin? How do you approach someone with bad breath? How do you attract that special someone with your natural pheromones? All this and more on this episode of Salads Don't Make Friends.