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🚢 Posh Boats & Bad Reviews: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Celebrity Cruises 🚢This week, The 5 Star Podcast sets sail into the world of Celebrity Cruises, where luxury meets absolute chaos—both onboard and in the reviews.Expect:Some lovely big portholes (size matters).Some extremely unverified Trustpilot reviews.The ongoing investigation into whether Charlie is an AI-generated Swede, half beaver, a CIA agent, or the reincarnation of Lady Di.Potentially—a drop of genuine business advice (but don’t hold your breath).The worst grammar ever seen in a review (prepare yourselves).A huge and shameless beg for sponsorship.And Jon’s deep, unwavering hatred for everyone with peanut allergies.It’s boats, baffling identities, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and always read the fine print before boarding.Peace, Love & Portholes,Team 5 Star Pod ⚓P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know! (Seriously, we need subscribers, so like, subscribe and all that good stuff.)#reviews #podcast #5starpod

📦 Lost & Damned: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Evri 📦

This week, The 5 Star Podcast braves the abyss that is Evri, the courier service where your parcel’s fate is as mysterious as Jon’s search history.

Expect:

Some serious camera troubles—get used to Charlie staring into the middle distance.

Chicken chat that never actually happens (they tried, they failed).

One of Jon’s deeply concerning sexual fantasies.

Bible facts from Jon.

A new feature - Bot or Not? Will it stick, probably not.

And Jon rapping a review—whether the world is ready or not.

It’s lost parcels, lost dignity, and Charlie losing the battle with the English language—classic 5 Star vibes.

And remember: like, subscribe, and if your package arrives, consider it a miracle.

Peace, Love & Lost Packages,Team 5 Star Pod 🚛

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!