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🚢 Posh Boats & Bad Reviews: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Celebrity Cruises 🚢This week, The 5 Star Podcast sets sail into the world of Celebrity Cruises, where luxury meets absolute chaos—both onboard and in the reviews.Expect:Some lovely big portholes (size matters).Some extremely unverified Trustpilot reviews.The ongoing investigation into whether Charlie is an AI-generated Swede, half beaver, a CIA agent, or the reincarnation of Lady Di.Potentially—a drop of genuine business advice (but don’t hold your breath).The worst grammar ever seen in a review (prepare yourselves).A huge and shameless beg for sponsorship.And Jon’s deep, unwavering hatred for everyone with peanut allergies.It’s boats, baffling identities, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and always read the fine print before boarding.Peace, Love & Portholes,Team 5 Star Pod ⚓P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know! (Seriously, we need subscribers, so like, subscribe and all that good stuff.)#reviews #podcast #5starpod

📦 Lost & Damned: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Evri 📦

This week, The 5 Star Podcast braves the abyss that is Evri, the courier service where your parcel’s fate is as mysterious as Jon’s search history.

Expect:

Some serious camera troubles—get used to Charlie staring into the middle distance.

Chicken chat that never actually happens (they tried, they failed).

One of Jon’s deeply concerning sexual fantasies.

Bible facts from Jon.

A new feature - Bot or Not? Will it stick, probably not.

And Jon rapping a review—whether the world is ready or not.

It’s lost parcels, lost dignity, and Charlie losing the battle with the English language—classic 5 Star vibes.

And remember: like, subscribe, and if your package arrives, consider it a miracle.

Peace, Love & Lost Packages,Team 5 Star Pod 🚛

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✈️ Chaos & Carnage: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Heraklion Airport ✈️This week, The 5 Star Podcast endures the true Greek tragedy that is Heraklion Airport—where the only thing worse than the queues are the reviews.Expect:Snobby lounge chat that firmly separates the elites from the peasants.Charlie testing the boundaries of her undiagnosed dyslexia (with mixed results).Some unexpected balloon knotting kink shame (don’t ask, just listen).A well-deserved Jacob Rees-Mogg lashing.The brutal animal murder of a lairy lamb (RIP).And, as ever, some absolutely scorching reviews.It’s airport chaos, political takedowns, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust an airport sandwich.Peace, Love & Boarding Delays,Team 5 Star Pod 🛫P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!Want some merch? Get over to 5starpod.com

⚡ Shocks & Stocks: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Tesla ⚡

This week, The 5 Star Podcast goes full throttle into the world of Tesla—the cars, the controversies, and the reviews that make you question everything.

Expect:

Heavy headphones and even heavier opinions.

Electric car chat that’s almost insightful.

Some truly sketchy investment advice (not legally binding).

A very sexy website that distracts everyone.

An unhelpful review from Ron—cheers, mate.

And some absolutely dreadful Trustpilot reviews.

It’s high voltage chaos, bad financial decisions, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.

And remember: like, subscribe, and don’t take stock tips from us.

Peace, Love & Charging Ports,

Team 5 Star Pod 🔋

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🏰 Mouse Ears & Mayhem: The 5 Star Podcast Does Disneyland Paris 🏰

This week, The 5 Star Podcast takes on the magic of Disneyland Paris, diving into its stonking 300,000 reviews to uncover the best, the worst, and the downright bizarre.You can expect:Cute Mickey ears.A Shirley Winters anecdote that may or may not be relevant.Some uncharacteristically accurate Sector Facts (don’t get used to it).The shocking revelation that Charlie is, in fact, an intelligent woman.A TMI tale of Jon’s toilet trauma—because of course.And a review from one of the world’s cricketing greats… (maybe).It’s Disney magic, bathroom nightmares, and the usual 5 Star Pod chaos.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a queue time estimate.Peace, Love & Overpriced Snacks,Team 5 Star Pod 🎢P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

🏡 Property Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Foxtons 🏡This week, The 5 Star Podcast dives into the wild world of London’s most beloved estate agents—Foxtons. With sky-high fees, dodgy deals, and customer reviews that read like horror stories, Jon and Charlie are here to investigate.Expect:Charlie passing immediate judgment without a shred of evidence.Terrible reviews that somehow still don’t feel harsh enough.Some truly chef’s kiss photo evidence.A bizarre intro that may or may not involve roleplay.And all the usual 5 Star Pod fun, wrapped up in a property nightmare.It’s estate agents, scandal, and chaos—exactly what you’d expect.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a free glass of prosecco.Peace, Love & Extortionate Rent,Team 5 Star Pod 🏗️

⚽ Red Devils & Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Tackles Old Trafford ⚽This week, The 5 Star Podcast heads to the Theatre of Dreams—aka Old Trafford—for a deep dive into football, pies, and plenty of Manc madness.You can expect:Sexy footballers and Jon trying to remain professional (he fails),Pep Guardiola’s divorce,The great waterfall of the North... inside the stadium,Manc stereotypes,Why Old Trafford desperately needs a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover,And some truly sketchy editing, because that’s just how we roll.It’s football, drama, and chaos on and off the pitch—pure 5 Star Pod style.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a stadium pie.Peace, Love & Corner Flags,Team 5 Star Pod 🥧P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!