The Offensive Third

By: Brett Hullander Hemal Patel Ryan Poore Asher Hale
  • Summary

  • A humorous take on all things EPL, Fantasy EPL and current affairs as they relate to football, from the perspective of 4 Knoxville natives.
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Episodes
  • Episode 7 - Palmer, I Barely Know Her!
    Sep 30 2024

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    Welcome back, TOT fans! This week we get into a fairly entertaining week in the Premier League by starting off the show with a shot of Malort, courtesy of Scotty Who Rocks the Body. Ryan asks the boys a question each, and wrong answers are met with a shot glass of Malort.

    Then, to continue the bad taste in our mouths, we talk about Manchester United. Ryan gets a little face time with the mic to talk about his rampant Spurs, and we all marvel at Mickey VDV's crazy speed. Then we segue into Chelsea, and whether or not we think Cole Palmer is the best player in the Premiership currently (he is.) Finally we talk about the Arse, and how Casey has the ability to influence game winning goals with his. Third eye? Brown eye? All the same to us.

    We finish up with a look ahead, including the Villa - United game which promises to be a cracking tilt, and Cobalt treats us to a quote for What Is That Is He Said?

    As always, thank you for your support. Please like, share, comment, and remember that we love you!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Epsiode 6 - What Is That Is He Smells!?
    Sep 23 2024

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    Welcome back to TOT! This week we officially introduce Casey as the 5th member of the pod! We are so thrilled to have him on.

    This week we discuss the biggest game of the early season, and get into THAT red card, and refereeing decisions as a whole. Asher suggests the PL has a celebrity ref problem and suggest they need to be mic'd up. We briefly discuss the other games of the week, and touch on the Spurs-United game for next week as our pick for the biggest game of the week.

    Casey entreats us to a "What Is That Is He Said," before an incredibly terrible fart cuts the show short by stinking everyone out. It's a shitty way to end, but that's show business, baby!

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    50 mins
  • Episode 5 - The Boys and New Toys
    Sep 16 2024

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    London is Red, Liverpool are blue, Everton are shit, and the boys have a new control panel!

    Welcome back TOT supporters. We come at you this week courtesy of a new podcast recorder! Now we can have six people plus a caller, making it even more confusing when we talk over one another.

    This week we discuss Liverpool laying a turd at home, and Asher gives us some sage wisdom on how to be happy despite your team giving you the Amber Heard treatment. Cobalt, Ryan, and Casey discuss the North London Derby and Casey's voodoo magic that won Arsenal the game. We laugh at the Toffees (again), and discuss four upcoming games that we are interested to watch over the weekend. Obviously the big one: The Kung Fu Kick Derby!

    Finally, Casey gives us the What Is That Is He Said in the flesh, and we get zen on the meaning of Ange's comments on set piece defending.

    As always, thank you for listening. Please like, share, subscribe, and tell a friend. We love you!

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    1 hr and 3 mins

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