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Hello there, TOT fans! We are back with another episode of absolutely no substance!

Just like you, we LOVE international breaks. Unfortunately, we don't have any more until March, so we'll be forced to talk about the biggest league in the world: The Premier League.

Speaking of biggest, we had a special guest this week courtesy of Dale. We get into the David Coote controversy, talk a bit about England and the USA, talk about the upcoming PL matches for the week, and end the show with a little reminder who has the better goods in the group.

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This week our hosts Cobalt, Casey, and Ryan go through matchweek 11's shenanigan's. From City losing, again, man utd looking good under van nistelrooy. Arsenal and Spurs doing the usual against Chelsea and Ipswich respectively. Liverpool opening up abit of lead on the premier league top spot. We learn about the potential replacements for Edu at Arsenal, and look forward to the international break and games to follow.

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Welcome back, TOT fans! We have another special show for you this week, our first Sunday night show, recorded in Casey's garage.

Dale joins us again (it's good to have him back), and we get into all the action over the weekend in the PL. Asher gives us an x-rated history lesson, and we have our first commercial, compliments of Casey. We discuss the role of a false 9, and wonder about Mikel Arteta's tactics (or lack thereof). There's a bit of fantasy talk, and a shout out to our current leader in the Pod's FPL standings. Also, is Ruud Van Nistelrooy the best looking manager in the PL currently, maybe ever?

We're calling all ladies to send us in a dossier as we prepare to play the Dating Game with Casey! We have a new email: theoffensivethirdpod@gmail.com

Send all questions, requests, and critiques to us and we will review them. Please keep the nudes tasteful and to a minimum. Thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, and as always, we love you!

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Hello again, TOT supporters! Welcome back to a late, maybe great, special edition of the pod. We have recovered from our post Oktoberfest hangover to put out a very Manchester United heavy episode, live on location from Ryan's porch!

We discuss the two obvious stories of the week, and get into a little of the rest of the action from the previous game week. You can't deny United are a massive club when they upstage the Arsenal-Liverpool match by sacking their manager. De plaan has come unstujk for ETH, and it's Amorim IN.

We will be back on Sunday night with the next pod, which should drop late that night or early Monday morning! As always, thank you for listening. Please like, share, subscribe, and tell a friend. We love you!

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Welcome back, friends of TOT! This week we go hard into GW8 with a little help from a surprise from Casey. The boys pile praise on United for a very good result, talk about another Arsenal red card, discuss whether or not Liverpool are looking like league contenders, and dicuss that late City winner against Wolves. Asher shows up late, gets a punishment shot of Malort, and then leaves early, and the rest of the boys talk about the games coming up this week. Sunday is the big one down south between Liverpool and Arsenal!

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The boys are back after a couple weeks off, they're coming back with some of the most well put together thoughts and analysis of the international break ...well they were until Cobalt decided to dip out half through the episode and leave the guys t to their devices, only chaos could ensue, listen to this episode to listen to their antics.

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Welcome back, TOT fans! This week we get into a fairly entertaining week in the Premier League by starting off the show with a shot of Malort, courtesy of Scotty Who Rocks the Body. Ryan asks the boys a question each, and wrong answers are met with a shot glass of Malort.

Then, to continue the bad taste in our mouths, we talk about Manchester United. Ryan gets a little face time with the mic to talk about his rampant Spurs, and we all marvel at Mickey VDV's crazy speed. Then we segue into Chelsea, and whether or not we think Cole Palmer is the best player in the Premiership currently (he is.) Finally we talk about the Arse, and how Casey has the ability to influence game winning goals with his. Third eye? Brown eye? All the same to us.

We finish up with a look ahead, including the Villa - United game which promises to be a cracking tilt, and Cobalt treats us to a quote for What Is That Is He Said?

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Welcome back to TOT! This week we officially introduce Casey as the 5th member of the pod! We are so thrilled to have him on.

This week we discuss the biggest game of the early season, and get into THAT red card, and refereeing decisions as a whole. Asher suggests the PL has a celebrity ref problem and suggest they need to be mic'd up. We briefly discuss the other games of the week, and touch on the Spurs-United game for next week as our pick for the biggest game of the week.

Casey entreats us to a "What Is That Is He Said," before an incredibly terrible fart cuts the show short by stinking everyone out. It's a shitty way to end, but that's show business, baby!