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The Old Brits Podcast

The Old Brits Podcast

By: Chris David & John The Old Gits.
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A weekly jaundiced view of life, sometimes serious, sometimes risque always worth a listen.

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  • Hair today, Gone tomorrow.........
    Jun 30 2025

    Well it comes to most of us at sometime and being Old Gits, it does appear to have hit all 3 of us. However as you will find out each of us has a different way of 'sprucing' up what is now the shiny part of our heads.

    John, as you by now would expect, uses some special 'shiny' head cream, that leaves (in his words, his head with a matt finish). He does though cut his own hair, or maybe just skates the shaver over his scalp.

    Chris, always on the lookout for a bargain, has found a barber, who does exactly as he asks even down to the short way he likes the haircut on the top of his head. I suggest you remind yourself of how much hair Chris has in the photo above and surely its only a matter of time that he finds out the barber is playing along with him for the bargain price of £9 (oh plus tip).

    David, well what little he has, he does try to hang onto as long as possible, (that's not working) last time he actually tried to put a wave in his hair he almost drowned. He must spend more time getting in and out of the barbers chair that he actually does in it. If you see him just humour him on the subject especially as David pays £12.50 for the privilege for sitting in the chair and having it cut.

    To find out more listen to the podcast after all you could well be joining us soon.

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    10 mins
  • Roger is now out....Yes really.
    Jun 10 2025

    They say it's all in the name. The question here is. Who are they anyway?

    Well, listen in. Accordingly, Roger is definitely out, and as we try to understand the results, it seems that there will be no more Rogering, which is a shame for many of us, while the others sadly gave up on that many years ago.

    As for female names, well it seems on the up with new parents who are bringing back some of the classic old names such as Mable, Betty & Gigi.

    You will also find and maybe question how and why we managed to change from discussing new and old names to ending up in the toilet. It's a good question and well worth listening to. Just don't ask either of us.

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    15 mins
  • Johns, brand new 'Hybrid' BBQ
    May 6 2025

    John and his family, have been sold a new BBQ and then decided it was the BBQ equivalent of the EV car.

    Our imagination went to the salesperson, who had sold them on the idea, that a BBQ that runs on both gas and charcoal, is the new equivalent of the EV. Well as you will find John is taken with his new investment, and also reminded us all of the correct rules for the use of the BBQ, and for those that don't know take a listen and ensure you and your other half are aware of the 'given' rules.


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    10 mins
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