Historically you went to the supermarket to buy your food. Now though, you can (apparently) get a lucky charm for your arm or even a sugar daddy. Oddly enough, these words sound like food, so how about an upside-down pineapple?

Yes if all you wanted was a pineapple and it ended upside down in your trolley or basket, you could find yourself 'bumped' as it is now the sign you are looking for a partner. Even worse or possibly better if you have chocolates alongside, that's a sign you want more than a partner you are looking for a sexual partner. Even more so if you then visit the perfume section you are ready and raring to go.

It's all a bit too much for us Old Gits, we decided to send John to the supermarket to do a bit of research and asked him if he would buy 2 melons and a cucumber. He came back with a banana and two plums. It must be an age thing.

Ah well enjoy the banter x

What a great Olympics this year. Well done to the French, although the less said about the opening ceremony the better. As for swimming in the Seine, and dodging the French Cigars, that's definitely, not one for anyone let alone the world's elite athletes.

On the other hand or 'both hands and a good back' how about the Old Gits Olympics we discuss in great detail, with a certain amount of empathise put into the wonderful art of Wife Carrying. I am sure you will join us three in wondering how on earth the Olympic committee can drop skateboarding and fail to replace it with wife-carrying, or to please the snowflakes, partner-carrying. Gold Silver or Bronze, we think it's a definite winner.

Let us know your thoughts. x

I know what you are thinking how on earth can anyone discuss in detail the three above subjects all in less than 15 minutes?

Well, if you don't know the three of us now then it's about time you did. You will find we can traverse any subject matter as well as talk about it as if with knowledge and experience of which we probably don't have a lot. Furthermore, we will make it plausible and possibly enlightening for us all.

Dont agree! then listen in and be underwhelmed.

Chris, David, & John, as usual sometimes serious, sometimes risque, always a laugh somewhere, usually when you least expect it always worth a listen and thats for sure. 

Yes, you did read that correctly, and may well be asking yourself, 'What is the connection between the two?

BIG mistake on your part, there doesn't always have to or need to be a connection, well not in our world anyway. It's just that we start with one train of thought and before you know it it has been forgotten and we are onto something completely different. It's just how it is. We usually blame the Producer who then blames it on the Exec producer, who usually reprimands one of the researchers for not briefing us correctly at the start of the show.

It is getting increasingly difficult for us presenters, working under stress and with, to be honest, a load of idiots, not paying attention to their respective jobs in the organisation.

We long for it.........to improve. Make of that what you will, in the meantime, it's back to the Asparagus and a bit more manscaping.

Enjoy your time at Old Git World x