Episodes

  • S15 Ep759: Poseidon (with Justin J. Case)

    S15 Ep759: Poseidon (with Justin J. Case)
    Sep 24 2024
    “You don’t know why anyone is on this boat!” - Steve, on the bad script

    On this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™️, Justin J. Case to chat about the grimmer-than-average disaster flick, Poseidon! How brutal are all these kills? Is there any other movie that’s this aggressively 2006? Couldn’t they have tried to make any of these characters three-dimensional? And credit where credit’s due, the sequence of the boat tipping over is exquisite! PLUS: Turns out installing elevators in Mortal Kombat’s Outworld is pretty involved!

    Poseidon stars Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Bennett, Andre Brauer, and Fergie as Gloria; directed by Wolfgang Peterson.

    This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.

    Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!

    And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!

    Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • S15 Ep758: Weird Science

    S15 Ep758: Weird Science
    Sep 17 2024
    “I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. Bush

    On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the 1985 John Hughes-directed, sci-fi sex comedy, Weird Science! How strange is it that back in the day, these creep-tacular incels were just considered harmless, lovable nerds? Why would they cut out all the solid Bride of Frankenstein conversation from the theatrical cut? Has there been a better titular song in cinema? Is this weird science, or weird computer magic? How cool is all the reversed footage at the end? And are those grandparents dead or what? PLUS: Christopher Nolan - huge Weird Science fan?

    Weird Science stars Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Suzanne Snyder, Judie Aronson, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Rusler, Vernon Wells, Britt Leach, Michael Berryman, and the late, great Bill Paxton as Chet; directed by John Hughes.

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    Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!

    And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!

    Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 2

    S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 2
    Sep 13 2024
    On this special edition of On-Screen Live, Andrew and Chris are back stateside to wrap up their journey through the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival. Some films our intrepid, moviegoing buds review in this episode are Mike Flanagan's The Life of Chuck, Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl, Ron Howard's Eden, Marielle Heller's Nightbitch, Dea Kulumbegashvili's April, Sean Baker's Anora & more!

    Be sure you're caught up with the first part of our TIFF24 coverage where we reviewed David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Matt Diop's Dahomey & much more! The podcast cut of part one is out now on this feed as well, but you can watch the full replay of both shows over on our YouTube channel!

    Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!

    And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions live, totally gratis!

    Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 1

    S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 1
    Sep 11 2024
    On this special edition of On-Screen Live, we were live (thanks to the spotty hotel wi-fi holding out) from the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival! In this episode, Andrew and Chris reviewed films they caught during our first two days at the fest, including David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cloud, Joshua Oppenheimer's The End, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Mati Diop's Dahomey & more!

    The second, and final part of our #TIFF24 coverage will broadcast live on our YouTube and Twitch channels this coming Thursday, September 12 at noon/eastern. The audio from that show will be turned around the following week!

    Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!

    And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions, totally gratis!

    Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • S15 Ep757: Twister REDUX

    S15 Ep757: Twister REDUX
    Sep 10 2024
    “How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script

    On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot!

    Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont.

    This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.

    Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!

    And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!

    Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    2 hrs and 16 mins
  • S15 Ep756: The Batman (W❤️M, PREVIEW)

    S15 Ep756: The Batman (W❤️M, PREVIEW)
    Sep 5 2024
    “He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler

    On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-screen depiction of the “Bat & the Cat” relationship? How rad are all these massive—hey now!—

    This here's just a taste of our ep on The Batman. For access to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up! By subscribing now, you can unlock not only this W❤️M ep, but also countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!

    Be sure to snag your tickets early for our final live shows of the year! We’ll be rounding out 2024 with shows in Seattle, Portland, OR, and Boston! Head over to our website for all ticketing info!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    7 mins
  • S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - #393: Star Wars (W❤️M)

    S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - #393: Star Wars (W❤️M)
    Sep 3 2024
    Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018

    “To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - Steve

    On this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history* and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! Do keep your eyes peeled for the entire backstory of fan favorite gleep-glop, "that werewolf"!

    Star Wars stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Peter Cushing, and William Hootkins as Perkins; directed by George Lucas.

    *EDITOR’S NOTE: We now believe our longest-running episode to be our We ❤️ Movies episode on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, clocking in at three hours and five minutes! - Andrew

    Be sure to catch us on the road for our final live shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon), and Boston! Head to our website now for all ticketing information.

    Thanks so much for checking out this unlocked We ❤️ Movies episode! Each month we drop a new W❤️M for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 level & up! On that show, we’ve goofed on some of our favorite films like The Fugitive, Oppenheimer, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Robocop, Iron Man 3, Alien, Escape from New York, and more! Head over to our Patreon to subscribe today—instantly unlock all We ❤️ Movies episodes, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can’t get anywhere else!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    2 hrs and 58 mins
  • S14: MELR0210 #49 - 90210's "U4EA" & Melrose Place's "A Long Night's Journey"

    S14: MELR0210 #49 - 90210's "U4EA" & Melrose Place's "A Long Night's Journey"
    Aug 29 2024
    Originally released on Patreon: May 19, 2022

    It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.!

    First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine doses Brandon behind his back!

    Then over on Melrose Place, it's the Keith-tacular episode, "A Long Night's Journey." First airing back on September 15, 1993, this episode continues the outrageous Keith Saga with everyone's favorite scumbag marine biologist taking things nuclear, while Matt loses his job and debases himself asking Michael for a job reference at the hospital, and Amanda starts really obviously flirting with Jake right in front of Jo at the motorcycle race!

    MELR0210 is a WHM podcast where the guys blissfully stroll through the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place timelines. The TV episodes covered will run in broadcast order.

    Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore MELR0210 further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $10 level! There are currently 76 episodes of MELR0210—with more dropping every month! Signing up for that top tier not only gets you all of MELR0210, it gets you everything: Animation Damnation, The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Once In A Lifetime, Too Old For This Shit, ad-free We Hate Movies, We ❤️ Movies, and all syncable commentaries!

    Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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    1 hr and 56 mins