It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’ shady former tenants (spoiler: the Asian Flower Spa lives on… in spirit and search results). And no, it wasn’t about massage—unless you were interested in a “happy ending.”

From sweepstakes winnings to glitter drywall, mouse drama at the lake house, and whether gym class was actually “PE,” the guys navigate their usual chaos with an extra side of booty dust.

Also in this episode:

• Cashier’s checks for life
• Legal advice from a practitioner who appears to be legit
• Strangers knocking at the wrong spa door
• The ethics of rodent removal
• A deep dive into chicken neglect at the Indy 500

Subscribe, laugh, and maybe check your address on Google Maps—just in case.

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What do a fourth-grade ceramic mug, Fifth Third Bank’s ridiculous math, and a suspicious $9.82 million inheritance letter have in common? Absolutely everything in this week’s episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.

Andy reads a letter from a “legal practitioner” offering him millions from a mysterious overseas relative. Greg makes a banker cry. Together they explore the emotional baggage of sentimental keepsakes, estate planning gone sideways, and why cinnamon shouldn’t smell like dust.

Also in this episode:

• The art of letting go (of spice racks)
• That awkward moment your bank greeter breaks down in tears
• Slayer’s greatest hits… and greatest tits?
• Why Roombas should never take your fast food order

Tune in for laughs, life, and legal scams.

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Greg bought another house… maybe. In this episode, Andy and Greg dive into the potential of a second Airbnb property—a rundown rental filled with broken vacuums, creepy tenants, and enough duct tape to make MacGyver proud. But is it a gold mine or a future episode of Hoarders?

Also on the docket:

• A chemical peel gone wrong

• A building inspector with stogie-and-thermos energy

• Bagging etiquette at Walmart

• And Greg’s night at the sleep study center (spoiler: no bolts in his neck)

Whether you’re into real estate, ridiculous retail encounters, or respiratory therapy, this one’s got you covered.

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