Carrie and Sarah discuss lots of shit including their brief break and our future podcast plans.

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Sarah looks like Egon and weaponizes tears at the gynecologist. Carrie gets a yeast infection on her skin. Sarah and Carrie are both chaotic air signs who love data and experiments and a tweet-tivity. More information gives Sarah confidence. Carrie says anxiety is when even the facts don't help.

Sarah gives Carrie advice on how to be safe in the city when hypothetically meeting a kinky fella for the first time. Carrie thinks he should be afraid of her and the heist she's planning. Rule 1: Ask the stranger to handcuff themselves before you enter. Add a blindfold for good measure. Rule 2: Look for a sexy sex idiot to heist. Rule 3: Drive a truck, bring a getaway driver, or at least have a friend nearby who can show up for backup. Rule 4: Bring your parachute suit, rock climbing equipment, and your own knife. And dildos. And bugs for surveillance. Rule 5: Be gay, do crime, and don't get caught.

Sarah loves karaoke. Duh. She's promoting the podcast there. Hi, Megan! It was the tequila, AND the nudity. Everybody gets naked at karaoke.

Carrie loves The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Carrie says it's a masterclass in how to do a last season. Great ass show. 10/10. Amy Sherman-Palladino is a goddess. Carrie's mom thinks Emily Gilmore makes some good points.

Carrie loves her gotdam hair, AGAIN. As her rainbow hair fades into pastel, it gets even cooler, matching the colors of the Lover album cover. Sarah coins the term #bowllet: half bowl, half mullet. Tell everyone: hashtag bowllet forever. Carrie loves the attention she's getting while eating hotdogs at Costco. Dogs fulfill Carrie's emotional needs better than most people. Sarah theorizes that while Carrie's dogs suffer under her care, they give her a lot of love. On the other hand, Sarah suffers as a pet owner, but her dog benefits greatly. The girls agree: Fuck around and find out but also bring a knife.

Sarah says that her entire upbringing was a traumatic experience. She loves that she's doing the work to move through this. Sarah loves being in touch with her emotions. Sarah loves opening brain doors to look at the stuff that's back there. Carrie is not interested in this full range of emotions.

Carrie loves that Sarah is deep in the work and that Sarah brings Carrie into the work, too. Carrie is enjoying the splash off from Sarah's therapist.

Sarah loves that Carrie is also brave and doing the work in a transitional period.

Sarah and Carrie are best friends.

Sarah's low-stakes advice is to prioritize the friendships that matter and to treat them like a relationship. Do the work to make friendships meet your needs.

Carrie's low-stakes advice is to keep dildos in your rock climbing bag. And carry a carabiner with a knife. Sounds gay. I like it.

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Carrie and Sarah are back on their bullshit for this rip-roaring episode! You don't want to miss it.

Happy Pride! Carrie and Sarah have a big queer episode full of unopened dream doors. This episode includes a special "Carrie's Cock Tale Corner".

Listen to us share what we are loving this week, what we love about ourselves, and what we love about each other.

We leave you with some very useful low-stakes advice.

Darin loves being resilient.

It's a Friend-isode with Kevin! Kevin and Sarah became friends in grad school who still write together and bust each other's balls real good. Carrie quizzes Kevin on their shared Pittsburgh connections and pancakes.

Sarah loves that she's good at coming up with business ideas, and the gang discusses some gay candles. Carrie loves that this is her first Pride month as a non-binary, bisexual, polyamorous queen. Kevin loves entertaining and making his friends feel at home.

You'll have to listen to find out what our low stakes advice is. Carrie is already late posting this episode and has forgotten how it ends.

Stephen loves that he's living his best life at 42.

It's Carrie's birthday! Sarah and Carrie have gotten a little sloppy in this mercifully short episode.

Micheal loves his memory.

Carrie and Sarah are in Pittsburgh together again, just crying about how much they love each other over pancakes. The dogs go wild over the mail, and we decide that Blue's Clues has jumped the shark with all these spicy babies. Carrie loves boygenius and thinks "True Blue" is about her relationship with Sarah, a real true blue friend who never lets Carrie hide.

As promised, Carrie and Sarah watch Pretty Woman together and meditate on power, sex, and gender. "You take care of you." Sarah identifies with Kit. 1990 was a good year for eyebrows. Carrie's college boyfriend used to turn corners in his truck and say "Like she's on rails, I tell ya." Sarah googles the cast of Urban Cowboy. Sarah, a single woman homeowner, also googles the Equal Credit Opportunity Act of 1974 and decides to celebrate this as a day of action. Carrie wants Vivian's suit with shorts, but butched up with some chunky chelsea boots. Sarah recommends a Halloween costume that comes with an unassuming weapon, like a sexy Mario with a monkey wrench. Maybe let's remake the film with only Kit and Vivian.

Sarah is learning from therapy and taking those lessons into the real world and relationships. Sarah sees herself and allows herself to be seen. Sarah and Carrie hug. Carrie saves the world by rescuing a karaoke singer who can't find the pitch and looks to her for help. Carrie believes real heroes step in to help and then sit down when help is no longer needed. Carrie is the Hector Elizondo of Pittsburgh institution Belvedere's Ultra Dive. May we all be Hector Elizondo.

Carrie and Sarah discuss their new book project, How to Make a Move Without Moving: a collection of essays about trying to attract sex partners with psychic signals, pheromones, and juicy smells. Carrie tries it out on a fella at karaoke through aggressive eye contact. Sarah says to use your words rather than broadcasting a pussy net to catch whatever is around.

Carrie loves Sarah's new Chris Carraba haircut and her radical food acceptance. Sarah carries her happiness with her. Carrie is loving Sarah's whole look these days. Carrie and Sarah talk about dissociating from their feelings and experiencing having feelings as a crisis. Sarah loves that Carrie rocked a very femme look at karaoke, braless in her sundress. Carrie made herself known to the DJ and Sarah loves that Carrie could be a fixture at this Tuesday karaoke night.

Lowstakes advice: Find you a friend that's family. Make a move by moving. Make aggressive eye contact and then ask the object of your desire if they can smell your pussy as an opening move.

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Carrie and Sarah discuss what it means to be a weeb in an ok way. Carrie and Sarah read each other poetry and then share the 10 things they love about 10 Things I Hate About You. Carrie and Sarah leave their listeners with low-stakes advice.