Funniest Kids

Welcome. My name is Professor Tobias Longbottom and I am the head of the Institute of Dangerously Funny Jokes. Inside my hilariously illustrated joke book you will find stacks of laboratory tested rib-ticklers. You’ll have a blast sharing these fresh jokes with family, friends and other kids at school. An awesome collection of age-appropriate jokes for kids

The benefits of laughter might sound like they're too good to be true, but they're not. Kids (and adults) who solve riddles, listen to puns, and participate in jokes are learning how to think outside of the box. They're building their creative thinking, language, and social skills while improving their IQs and reducing stress!

In the Dallas Cowboys’ stadium, the crowd cheers for a cowboy with a huge hat who roars onto the field on a four-wheeler. In Kansas City, a big, furry wolf breaks into a rowdy dance the Chiefs’ stadium. In the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ stadium, a fearsome pirate stalks the sidelines as if he’s protecting the home team’s turf.

Our kids do say the funniest things. Listen to this book, and you’ll be laughing some more!

Everybody in this advanced world writings. These days it is the principle method of correspondence. In any case, it once in a while happens that somebody could send some unacceptable message to some unacceptable individual, or here and there, sending an instant message that had its importance amusingly changed. In this first book of a Text Fails arrangement, you will discover an assortment of this kind of clever instant messages that will engage you and your companions and will make you chuckle as you won't ever do. The most epic bombed writings are contained in this book: from works of...

Nearly everybody has encountered that snapshot of dread when they send a text to some unacceptable number - yet we're speculating these individuals were more stressed than most. A comical exhibition has uncovered the obscure miscreants who were gotten out by sending messages they certainly shouldn't have. From a mum who uncovered to her SON, she was undermining his father, to a man who attempted to say a final farewell to his better half through text however inadvertently sent it to his significant other, this may simply make you twofold (and triple) check whom you're sending that tricky ...

Mason Madrid is the class clown of Ms Evans' 4th grade class. Mason loves to make his classmates laugh even if it means he sometimes gets in trouble. Nothing is funnier to Mason than pulling his sweater up during class and whining that he's lost his head. Or hiding a ketchup packet in his hand and squeezing it at exactly the right time to gross-out the younger kids in the cafeteria who think he's bleeding.

The second of the Hedgedog & Friends series tells the story of Hedgedog's new neighbour, an English springer spaniel called Doogle Boots. When Hedgedog moves in next door, Doogle Boots finally has a new bestie to hang out with. Using the crate of freedom, the pair of pooches spring over the back wall in search of adventure. With Dalmatian Dave and flabby Bazza on the scene, it isn’t too long before adventure finds them. Doogle may be one daft doggins, but is there more to this furry woofer than meets the eye? And will her dream of having little fluffballs of her own ever become a reality?

Everyone looks forward to Thanksgiving dinner for the turkey, the stuffing...and the conversations at the dinner table. Instead of arguing about football teams or getting into serious debates, keep the mood light with fun trivia and challenging riddles for the whole family. The best part of Thanksgiving is the chance to be together with the people you care about and share big laughs and good times.