A Girl Called Honey
Collection of Classic Erotica, Book 21
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Here you go - the first collaborative effort for Sheldon Lord and Alan Marshall...with cover art by the great Paul Rader!
When Don Westlake and I were starting out as writers, we both served an apprenticeship writing erotic novels for Harry Shorten at Midwood Books and Bill Hamling at Nightstand. (I was Sheldon Lord for Midwood and Andrew Shaw for Nightstand, while Don was Alan Marshall for both publishers.) Well. We'd become friends in the summer of 1959, while we were living a few blocks away from each other in midtown Manhattan.
I was at the Hotel Rio, on West 47th between Sixth and Seventh Avenues, and Don was a block south and several blocks west of me. Then I moved back to my parents' house in Buffalo, and Don and his wife and kid moved to Canarsie, and we wrote letters back and forth. And at one point, we decided it might be fun to do a novel together. Not by thinking it out and talking through it, and, you know, collaborating in a serious artistic manner. Our method was simpler. One of us would write a chapter, and then the other would write a chapter to come after it, and back and forth like that until we had a book.
It worked, and by God, it was fun. The first of our efforts was A Girl Called Honey, and it started when I wrote a chapter and sent it to Don. And so on, and we left each other cliff-hangers and threw each other's characters off those cliffs, and we stopped when we had a book. We put both our pen names on it, and that's how Harry published it: by Sheldon Lord and Alan Marshall. And he included our dedication: to Don Westlake and Larry Block, who introduced us.
It was so much fun that we did it again. Two more times, actually. First was So Willing, for Midwood, and then Sin Hellcat, for Nightstand.
Here's the book that started it all: A Girl Called Honey - and if listening to the saga of Honor Mercy Bane brings you a small fraction of the fun we had writing it, you'll be back right away to scoop up So Willing and Sin Hellcat.
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- Rabid Reader
- 08-03-24
Unengaging Old Noir
This is classic noir fiction written by the greats Lawerence Block and Donald E. Westlake. It tells the story of Honor Mercy Bane, a young prostitute, and her paramour, an A-WOL sailor. Although listed as erotica, it has no explicit scenes and is actually more a noir/crime drama.
I did not care for the story very much. It moved very slowly and I really did not care for the characters at all. This may have been the story or it may have simply been the genre I did not care for.
Theo Holland narrated and I found him extremely difficult to listen to. Even at 1.3X speed, I wanted to fall asleep listening to the audiobook. The narrator drones on with no inflection and very odd pauses and prosody. I would not recommend listening to this audiobook. I would read the book instead.
***I received a free copy of this audiobook and this is my own, unbiased review.***
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- Danny Harr
- 03-02-22
A girl called Honey
This book takes you through the life of Honey. I read a lot of books about solled doves back in the late 1800s. This is more of a modern day soled dove. This book shows you how a girl can get pulled into that world little by little. Honey was a girl with a lot of heart. I felt sorry for the way her life turned out. This is a very interesting book. Theo Holland does an excellent job narrating this book. If my review is any help will you please click on the helpful link below. Thank you.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-13-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Neil Wright
- 05-30-24
Sin and Smut
Cheerful smut from two great purveyors of crime and sleaze. Theo Holland’s narration makes this a breezy pleasure.
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- Anon-Ymous
- 11-22-22
Story good - narration choppy
I am Lawrence Block fan but haven't read much of what people label as his "erotic" work. This story, while labeled "erotic", was more of a hard-boiled / Noir type story than anything else. The story is about a young girl turned prostitute who just can't seem to get anything to go her way.
Unfortunately, the narration is very choppy and I feel like the narrator is having a hard time reading with pauses and breaks in odd places, etc. I would have liked to hear this one read by Johnny Heller...much better at hard-boiled / noir.
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