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A Dirty Job
Featured Article: The 25 Best Vampire Audiobooks to Suck You In
Vampire stories have fascinated people across cultures for generations. From gothic Transylvania to early-aughts Washington, it seems like vampires have taken every form in every culture and every country around the world. From all of these options, we’ve selected 25 of the best audiobooks from the pack—those with the most captivating characters, creepiest settings, and, perhaps most importantly, the best vocal performances available.
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
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From New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore comes a hilariously deranged tale of a mad scientist, a famous painter, and an undead woman’s electrifying journey of self-discovery.
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- Length: 12 hrs
- Release date: 05-13-25
- Language: English
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The Stupidest Angel
- A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit....
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Read the title before buying
- By Steven M. on 12-04-04
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The Stupidest Angel
- A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 10-22-04
- Language: English
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Lamb
- The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
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Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes....
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Blasphemus or righteous?
- By Timothy on 08-19-08
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Lamb
- The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 12-31-06
- Language: English
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco....
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Bloodsucking FUN!
- By SHEILA on 10-02-08
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-24-08
- Language: English
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A Dirty Job
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
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Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death....
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Great Listen!
- By Janie on 03-24-06
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A Dirty Job
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Series: Grim Reaper, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 01-01-06
- Language: English
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Noir
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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It's not every afternoon that an enigmatic, comely blonde named Stilton (like the cheese) walks into the scruffy gin joint where Sammy "Two Toes" Tiffin tends bar....
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A Laugh Riot, Inconsistently Delivered
- By Maggie May on 04-18-18
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Noir
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 04-17-18
- Language: English
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Coyote Blue
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Coyote Blue introduces Samuel Hunter, a young man who's running from his past while being tormented by an ancient Crow God with a talent for mischief....
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ehhhh...
- By Michelle on 08-17-09
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Coyote Blue
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 12-19-08
- Language: English
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Razzmatazz
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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San Francisco, 1947. Bartender Sammy “Two Toes” Tiffin and the rest of the Cookie’s Coffee Irregulars—a ragtag bunch of working mugs last seen in Noir—are on the hustle....
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Noir Has Never Been So Funny
- By Stefan Filipovits on 06-24-22
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Razzmatazz
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 05-17-22
- Language: English
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The Serpent of Venice
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Three prominent Venetians await their most loathsome and foul dinner guest, the erstwhile envoy from Britain who also happens to be a favorite of the Doge: The rascal-Fool Pocket....
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HEINOUS FKERY MOST FOUL
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-20-17
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The Serpent of Venice
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 04-22-14
- Language: English
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Fool
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Christopher Moore, much beloved scrivener and peerless literary jester, now takes on no less than the legendary Bard himself....
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Mr Moore does it again.
- By Michael on 02-17-09
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Fool
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 02-10-09
- Language: English
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Bite Me
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
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The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet....
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Kayso....
- By colleen on 03-22-12
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Bite Me
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 03-23-10
- Language: English
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos....
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A Good Introduction to Moore
- By D. E. Dickerson on 10-01-12
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Fluke
- Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Bill Irwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Just why do humpback whales sing? That's the question facing marine biologist Nate Quinn - until a whale lifts its tail to display a message spelled out in foot-high letters: Bite Me....
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Best way to ruin a good book.
- By colleen on 02-18-08
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Fluke
- Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
- Narrated by: Bill Irwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 02-15-08
- Language: English
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You Suck
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally....
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Do They Give Awards For "Best Reader"?
- By Deborah on 09-14-08
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You Suck
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 01-22-07
- Language: English
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Secondhand Souls
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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Something really strange is happening in the City by the Bay. People are dying, but their souls are not being collected. Someone - or something - is stealing them....
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a snarky slapstick sequel to A Dirty Job
- By withherownwings on 09-24-15
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Secondhand Souls
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Series: Grim Reaper, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 08-25-15
- Language: English
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Practical Demonkeeping
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature....
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I named my cat after the demon Catch
- By colleen on 08-24-11
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Practical Demonkeeping
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Shakespeare for Squirrels
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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Set adrift by his pirate crew, Pocket of Dog Snogging - last seen in The Serpent of Venice - washes up on the sun-bleached shores of Greece, where he hopes to dazzle the Duke with his comedic brilliance and become his trusted fool....
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Pocket of dog sniffing
- By Thelighta on 05-21-20
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Shakespeare for Squirrels
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 05-12-20
- Language: English
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Island of the Sequined Love Nun
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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Take a wonderfully crazed excursion into the demented heart of a tropical paradise - a world of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, ninjas, and talking fruit bats....
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Fun Read
- By Holly Helscher on 07-01-12
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Island of the Sequined Love Nun
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Sacre Bleu
- A Comedy d'Art
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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It is the color of the Virgin Mary's cloak, a dazzling pigment desired by artists, an exquisite hue infused with danger, adventure, and perhaps even the supernatural....
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Is Nothing is Sacre'?
- By Mel on 05-07-12
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Sacre Bleu
- A Comedy d'Art
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 04-03-12
- Language: English
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Fool
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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A man of infinite jest, Pocket has been Lear's cherished fool for years....
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laugh Laughter Laughist
- By Toni on 09-21-20
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Fool
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 02-22-11
- Language: English
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