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Anal Jousting: Going Medieval on Dat Ass
- Just the Tip, Vol 1
- Narrated by: Nina Merret
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
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In the beautiful and wondrous kingdom of Cumalot, the wise king decides that finally the day has come for him to marry off his son and heir Prince Felix to the radiant Princess Jezebel. To collect and escort the princess, the king sends his most skilled and loyal contingent of men: the Knights of the Cock.
However, the reputation of these 12 knights for their ability to complete their missions is equaled only by their repute for hard drinking and their love of all things kinky. With this in mind, the very dirty dozen head off to rendezvous with Jezebel and her two luscious handmaidens, with strict instructions from the king to keep their hands to themselves. What should be a simple quest becomes complicated, as the knights have to battle not just foes on the road, but a series of temptations from a princess.
This sexy medieval parody is one bedtime story that is strictly for adults.
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