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Ed De Witt
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Based in the 19th century, this story describes the life of the most random of sexual voyeurs! A flea, living in a house of love and filth, narrates for us the most sordid of lustful sexual scenarios:
- Violations of young maidens
- Threesomes; lesbians
- Group sex
All of this he witnesses as he hops from body to body over the course of his residence in this house. This fantastically well-written story is narrated in such a way as to drive us wild with excitement as we imagine what our flea is witnessing. This is a wonderfully erotic depiction of a famous novel, which will surely drive you wild with excitement.
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- G.M.L.
- 10-23-18
Memories of Las Pulgas (place of fleas).
I came across these autobiographies 49 years ago. They were then, and are still a good read!!!
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