Balloonacy: Balloon Fetish
Humorous Fetishes, Book 1
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Hellen Heels
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Lucy turned her phone on as she walked toward her car. She had turned off her phone, not because Margaret had asked her too, but she knew that Matthew would have nothing better to do all day than bother with texts about the store. She dropped herself into the driver’s seat as the phone connected to the network. She had 20 missed texts from Matthew.
Hey! Great first day, Lucy messaged ignoring the multitudes of balloon related questions that Matthew had.
Hey haven’t heard from you all day, Matthew responded.
I was busy learning my new job, Lucy replied without guilt. To her, Matthew was the guy she talked to online, not her boyfriend. She didn’t have the time to let him get too close or too familiar if she wanted to keep it that way.
I know. I was just excited to hear about what it was like for you.
It was certainly a new experience for me. I have been to the store many times before, but never for so long. There were some periods where I really wanted to touch the full balloons that were tantalizingly in reach.
I bet.
Driving home now. Call me.
Lucy started the car and made her way through the parking lot. She thought of Larry still stuffed in her sock. After lunch the wet feeling of a washed Larry in her sock lingered longer than she would have liked. The feeling kept reminding her of what she had done, and that made her want to grab a handful of floating balloons and take them into the back with her. The chime of Matthew’s call refocused her attention.
“Hello. Tell me what questions you have about the store.” Lucy said jumping the gun since more than half of Matthew’s texts had been questions.
“Did you have to fill any balloons today?” Matthew asked breathily.
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The Carls just appeared. Coming home from work at three a.m., 23-year-old April May stumbles across a giant sculpture. Delighted by its appearance and craftsmanship - like a 10-foot-tall Transformer wearing a suit of samurai armor - April and her friend Andy make a video with it, which Andy uploads Online. The next day April wakes up to a viral video and a new life. News quickly spreads that there are Carls in dozens of cities around the world - everywhere from Beijing to Buenos Aires - and April, as their first documentarian, finds herself at the center of an intense media spotlight.
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Grape jelly in the void
- By Marissa Lehnerz on 09-27-18
By: Hank Green
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The Very Nice Box
- By: Eve Gleichman, Laura Blackett
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Ava Simon designs storage boxes for STÄDA, a slick Brooklyn-based furniture company. She’s hard-working, obsessive, and heartbroken from a tragedy that killed her girlfriend and upended her life. It’s been years since she’s let anyone in. But when Ava’s new boss—the young and magnetic Mat Putnam—offers Ava a ride home one afternoon, an unlikely relationship blossoms. Ava remembers how rewarding it can be to open up—and, despite her instincts, she becomes enamored. But Mat isn’t who he claims to be, and the romance takes a sharp turn.
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a fun, quirky story
- By Barbara S on 09-02-21
By: Eve Gleichman, and others
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The Pawn
- By: Steven James
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 13 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Steven James' Christy Award-nominated crime thriller pits FBI Special Agent Bowers against a serial killer who enjoys torturing women. After visiting the mountain vistas where the murderer posed his dead victims, Bowers receives a taunting call from the "Illusionist." Although Bowers gets close, his insidious foe continues to elude him.
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Entertaining Enough, But Don't Listen Too Closely
- By Bill on 08-29-12
By: Steven James
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Heart-Shaped Hack
- Kate and Ian, Book 1
- By: Tracey Garvis Graves
- Narrated by: Kristin Condon
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When Kate Watts opens a food pantry in Minneapolis, she never dreamed it would be this difficult. Facing the prospect of turning hungry people away, she is grateful for the anonymous donations that begin appearing. Determined to identify and thank her secret benefactor, she launches a plan and catches Ian in the act.
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Boring
- By Janet Henderson on 05-03-19
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Credence
- By: Penelope Douglas
- Narrated by: Sofia Willingham, Greg Tremblay, Carson Beck, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Tiernan de Haas doesn’t care about anything anymore. The only child of a film producer and his starlet wife, she’s grown up with wealth and privilege but not love or guidance. And when they suddenly pass away, she knows she should be devastated. But has anything really changed? She’s always been alone, hasn’t she? Jake Van der Berg, her father’s stepbrother and her only living relative, assumes guardianship of Tiernan who is still two months shy of 18. She's sent to live with him and his two sons, Noah and Kaleb, in the mountains of Colorado.
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😒 creepy underage vibes/horrible narration
- By Chelsea Wentworth on 05-28-21
By: Penelope Douglas
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Priest: A Love Story
- By: Sierra Simone
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Elena Wolfe
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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There are many rules a priest can't break. A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God. I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. Then I learned new rules.
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Forbidden Romance at its Finest!!
- By Shannon on 06-28-17
By: Sierra Simone
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The Rational Male
- By: Rollo Tomassi
- Narrated by: Sam Botta
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Rollo Tomassi is one of the leading voices in the globally growing, male-focused online consortium known as the "Manosphere". Outlined are the concepts of positive masculinity, the feminine imperative, plate theory, operative social conventions, and the core psychological theory behind game awareness and "red pill" ideology. Tomassi explains and outlines the principles of intergender social dynamics and foundational reasoning behind them.
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Highly, highly recommend!
- By Zack on 10-18-16
By: Rollo Tomassi
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The Man's Guide to Women
- Scientifically Proven Secrets from the "Love Lab" About What Women Really Want
- By: John Gottman, Julie Schwartz Gottman, Douglas Abrams, and others
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The Man's Guide to Women offers the science-based answers to the question: What do women really want in men? The book explains the hallmarks of manhood that most women find attractive and helps men hone those skills to be the men women desire.
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Great advice from the Love Lab again
- By Steve C on 02-10-16
By: John Gottman, and others