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Posey Clifford
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Lesley Finch
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In which the disproportionately and unfashionably large-bosomed Miss Fortnum takes a weekend jaunt to the country house of Dicky Dixon's lascivious uncle, a wager is proposed, and the accidental wrecking of Sir Rollo's two prize melons forces our well-endowed heroine to extreme measures at the Effcup village fete. All with the discreet assistance of Jennings, the mostly unflappable Fortnum family valet.
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A short but fantastic bit of entertainment. Great writing, lovable characters, engaging story, GIANT boobs, and pitch perfect performance. A super fun ride start to finish.
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Cheeky Short Story...well worth the listen
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This is a luscious tale of 1920s upper crust England, a sequel to the author's marvelous "Felicity Fortnum Goes to the Opera." If it were possible, this story is even funnier. I was on the verge of actually ROFLMAO, which is not really the best thing to do while driving during rush hour. Use caution!
The narration by Posey Clifford is nothing less than a delight to listen to. Her delivery is absolutely perfect for this material. Listening to the narration, you can hear how much fun she had narrating this book. I think that a discerning connoisseur of bobbies will enjoy it equally.
A delightful confection of boobies!
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