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In which the disproportionately and unfashionably large-bosomed Miss Fortnum takes a weekend jaunt to the country house of Dicky Dixon's lascivious uncle, a wager is proposed, and the accidental wrecking of Sir Rollo's two prize melons forces our well-endowed heroine to extreme measures at the Effcup village fete. All with the discreet assistance of Jennings, the mostly unflappable Fortnum family valet.
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- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Wealthy and ruthless, Gabriel Duke clawed his way from the lowliest slums to the pinnacle of high society - and now he wants to get even. Loyal and passionate, Lady Penelope Campion never met a lost or wounded creature she wouldn’t take into her home and her heart. When her imposing - and attractive - new neighbor demands she clear out the rescued animals, Penny sets him a challenge. She will part with her precious charges, if he can find them loving homes.
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***WARNING--- DO NOT LISTEN WHILE DRIVING***
- By Anonymous User on 08-14-19
By: Tessa Dare
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Two Rogues Make a Right
- Seducing the Sedgwicks
- By: Cat Sebastian
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Will Sedgwick can’t believe that after months of searching for his oldest friend, Martin Easterbrook is found hiding in an attic like a Gothic nightmare. Intent on nursing Martin back to health, Will kindly kidnaps him and takes him to the countryside to recover, well away from the world. Martin doesn’t much care where he is or even how he got there. He’s much more concerned that the man he’s loved his entire life is currently waiting on him hand and foot, feeding him soup and making him tea. Martin knows he’s a lost cause, one he doesn’t want Will to waste his life on.
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Uneventful, not believable
- By Little J on 03-31-21
By: Cat Sebastian
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Beyond Scandal and Desire
- Sins for All Seasons, Book 1
- By: Lorraine Heath
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
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At birth, Mick Trewlove, the illegitimate son of a duke, was handed over to a commoner. Despite his lowly upbringing, Mick has become a successful businessman, but all his wealth hasn’t satisfied his need for revenge against the man who still won’t acknowledge him. What else can Mick do but destroy the duke’s legitimate son - and woo the heir’s betrothed into his own unloving arms.... Orphaned and sheltered, Lady Aslyn Hastings longs for a bit of adventure. With her intended often preoccupied, Aslyn finds herself drawn to a handsome man who seems to understand her so well.
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Excellent
- By karen on 08-27-18
By: Lorraine Heath
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The Fall of the House of Usher
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Length: 50 mins
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This is a story from the Fall of the House of Usher collection. The horrors of the Spanish Inquisition, with its dungeon of death, and the overhanging gloom on the House of Usher demonstrate unforgettably the unique imagination of Edgar Allan Poe. Unerringly, he touches upon some of our greatest nightmares: Premature burial, ghostly transformation, words from beyond the grave. Written in the 1840s, they have retained their power to shock and frighten even now.
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Well read narration!
- By Robert E. Wilkins on 01-26-19
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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Between Two Thorns
- The Split Worlds Series, Book 1
- By: Emma Newman
- Narrated by: Emma Newman
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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The new season is starting and the Master of Ceremonies is missing. Max, an Arbiter of the Split Worlds Treaty, is assigned with the task of finding him - with no one to help but a dislocated soul and a mad sorcerer. There is a witness, but his memories have been bound by magical chains only the enemy can break. A rebellious woman trying to escape her family may prove to be the ally Max needs. But can she be trusted? And why does she want to give up eternal youth and the life of privilege she’s been born into?
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I hate writing Bad reviews but.....
- By Joseph Reeves on 04-26-17
By: Emma Newman
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That Wintry Feeling: A Novel
- Debbie Macomber Classics
- By: Debbie Macomber
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
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After watching the man she loves walk down the aisle with her sister, Cathy Thompson needs to get away. Alaska - beautiful, remote, and far from bitter memories - sounds like the perfect place to start over. But a brand-new life comes with brand-new challenges...namely Grady Jones, a pilot and single dad who has a solution to both their problems: a marriage of convenience.
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Awful, awful, awful..
- By Trish R. on 11-11-19
By: Debbie Macomber
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Any Rogue Will Do
- By: Bethany Bennett
- Narrated by: Harriet Fraser
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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For exactly one season, Lady Charlotte Wentworth played the biddable female the ton expected - and all it got her was society's mockery and derision. Now she's determined to be in charge of her own future. So when an unwanted suitor tries to manipulate her into an engagement, she has a plan. He can't claim to be her fiancé if she's engaged to someone else. Even if it means asking for help from the last man she would ever marry.
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Sweet and steamy. Can’t wait for more.
- By smillerburg on 10-30-20
By: Bethany Bennett
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Courting Catherine
- The Calhoun Women, Book 1
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
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Catherine "C.C." Calhoun is determined to keep her family's estate, known affectionately as the Towers, in the family. She admits the cost of keeping up the crumbling mansion might be quickly exceeding what C.C., her sisters and her aunt can afford, but the only way to save the house can't be to sell it. Especially not to arrogant and handsome hotel magnate Trenton St. James III.
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The narration is really annoying
- By Kate on 04-08-15
By: Nora Roberts
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The Duke Effect
- By: Sophie Jordan
- Narrated by: Carolyn Morris
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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Despite being surrounded by her happily wed sisters, Nora Langley prefers botany to ballrooms and would rather spend a lifetime in her laboratory than consider affairs of the heart. An expert herbalist, Nora has been masquerading as her late physician father for years, dispensing invaluable medical advice. She corresponds with people all over the world, including an old army colonel. But when the man shows up on her doorstep, he is nothing like she expected - he is a young, handsome heir to a dukedom who suddenly threatens everything she holds dear.
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Disappointing at best
- By Glow3 on 02-06-21
By: Sophie Jordan
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The Magic Mountain
- By: Thomas Mann
- Narrated by: David Rintoul
- Length: 37 hrs and 27 mins
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Hans Castorp is, on the face of it, an ordinary man in his early 20s, on course to start a career in ship engineering in his home town of Hamburg, when he decides to travel to the Berghof Santatorium in Davos. The year is 1912 and an oblivious world is on the brink of war. Castorp’s friend Joachim Ziemssen is taking the cure and a three-week visit seems a perfect break before work begins. But when Castorp arrives he is surprised to find an established community of patients, and little by little, he gets drawn into the closeted life and the individual personalities of the residents.
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A Magical Journey
- By Paul on 08-20-20
By: Thomas Mann
What listeners say about Felicity Fortnum Undresses for Breakfast
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- Mel
- 06-22-19
Cheeky Short Story...well worth the listen
This short story was a LOT of fun. It’s the second outing of our breezy, busty English flapper, Felicity Fortnum, and her faithful and inscrutable family valet, Jennings. Shades of P.G. Wodehouse, with the wit and charm of that very English literary milieu, but with a liberal dash of deep cleavage and big bouncing boobies.
It’s short so anything else will be a spoiler, but I’ll say this: the climatic scene with Felicity at the Vegetable contest at Sunday’s church fete, while not as “explosive” as other scenes, was one of my favorite Lesley Finch moments, and I have become a real fan in the last year so that’s saying a lot.
As always, Posey Clifford narrates with an effortless abundance of zeal and humor. She gives us a Felicity that’s bubbly, unsinkable and infectiously enthusiastic about her massive tits.
A short but fantastic bit of entertainment. Great writing, lovable characters, engaging story, GIANT boobs, and pitch perfect performance. A super fun ride start to finish.
I hope we'll be getting much more of Felicity and Jennings in the future.
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- Long Island Reader
- 06-13-19
A delightful confection of boobies!
The writing in "Felicity Fortnum Undresses for Breakfast" is clever, funny, and full of witticisms and double entendres. Done in a style reminiscent of P.G. Wodehouse, it is totally tongue-in-cheek (although perhaps that tongue is elsewhere!)
This is a luscious tale of 1920s upper crust England, a sequel to the author's marvelous "Felicity Fortnum Goes to the Opera." If it were possible, this story is even funnier. I was on the verge of actually ROFLMAO, which is not really the best thing to do while driving during rush hour. Use caution!
The narration by Posey Clifford is nothing less than a delight to listen to. Her delivery is absolutely perfect for this material. Listening to the narration, you can hear how much fun she had narrating this book. I think that a discerning connoisseur of bobbies will enjoy it equally.
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