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Bond. Bourne. McClane. Stryker?
Special Agent Gabriel Stryker has a penchant for packing heat, thwarting his enemies, and dropping awful puns. And not necessarily in that order. When an international weapons dealer sets his sights on pulling a major job in New York City on New Year's Eve, it's up to Stryker to get to the bottom of his nefarious plan before the clock strykes zero.
With the help of his not-so-ex-girlfriend and intrepid, acid-tongued reporter Vikki Phoenix, Stryker will need to call on every last bit of awesomeness - and the occasional spanking - to keep Vikki on the straight and narrow and out of harm's way. Get in on the action as the FBI, the CIA, and a host of the wildest characters ever to grace the pages of a one-handed listen join forces to maintain law and order in a city on the verge of going to hell in a hand-basket.
To make a long story short, this ain't your typical "wink wink" listen. Consider yourself warned.
Publisher's note: This book contains terrible puns, two ridiculous main characters who totally deserve each other, a lot of the hot n' heavies, and a poor soul whose name is not Manny but that's tragically what we'll all remember him by. Listener discretion is advised.
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- 02-05-23
Truly Awful
DNF - what a waste of time and a credit I give this zero Stars if I could. This was supposed to be a comedy, espionage? No way, the narrator was the WORST I have ever heard, the plot was non-existent to thin and just stupid, was this written by a 14 yr old teenage boy? Some of the editing was off (parts repeated out of sequence) and it was just garbage.
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