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Kinky Secrets of Jezebel, Book 3
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Skylar Lace
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Melinda DuChamp
About this listen
She found Mr. Right. But can she marry him?
On the day before her gigantic Fairytaleland wedding to kinky billionaire Jack Horner, Jezebel is confused. Tormented by feelings of doubt and drooping self-esteem, she goes to the infamous Hellfire Club Spa for relaxation, mind-blowing orgasms, and hopefully transformation.
But can she learn to like herself again before saying "I do"?
Perhaps. But first she'll need to have a lot of great sex with strangers.
KINKY SECRETS OF GOLDILOCKS
The porridge isn't all that's too hot...
Kinky Secrets of Goldilocks takes the listener on a rollicking adventure with kinky fetishes, ridiculous humor, and even some romance.
It's erotica for smart people who love to laugh...just like you.
WHAT FANS ARE SAYING:
"Jezebel is the greatest literary creation since Anna Karenina. But Jez has a lot more kinky sex." (A literary critic)
"Anna and I did a lot of kinky things! But they weren't plastered all over the page like this smut!" (Count Vronsky)
"Really? Tolstoy jokes? Isn't this the wrong audience?" (A snob)
"My fans are the smartest fans ever! Don't you talk down to them!" (Melinda DuChamp)
"Personally, Melinda, I love your work. Can you hit me up on Snap and Insta?" (Leo Tolstoy)
"Can we get back to talking about how funny and hot this book is?" (A fan who thinks the book is funny and hot)
"This book is funny and hot!" (A fan who agrees with the above fan)
"A lot of erotica is so serious. And mean. This is light-hearted but doesn't skimp on the smut. It's a must-listen." (J.A. Konrath)
"Hey, doesn't J.A. Konrath co-write these books under the pen name Melinda DuChamp?" (Someone who reads a lot)
"Nevermind on the Insta and Snap." (Leo Tolstoy)
So what are you waiting for? Listen to this book immediately!
©2020 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Tracy Greene (P)2022 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Tracy GreeneListeners also enjoyed...
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