Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk
A Fairy Tale for Adults
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Melinda DuChamp
About this listen
It's not easy being a princess in a fairy tale...
Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.
When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, increasingly kinky encounters, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy must endure more than any woman can handle to find the true meaning of "happy ending".
It's hot. It's funny. It's pretty filthy, in a fun, perverted way.
KINKY SECRETS OF JEZEBEL AND THE BEANSTALK
That's not all she climbs...
Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk is an erotic novel filled with all sorts of non-vanilla sex and funny bits meant to take listeners to extremes.
This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh...just like you.
WHAT FANS ARE SAYING:
"It starts out funny and sweet and then...oh my! This gets waaaaaaaaaay over-the-top!" (A fan who likes the letter A)
"Clever. And smutty. Is clutty a word? I like the word clutty. This is a clutty book." (Jennifer Clutty)
"There is no author whose books are funnier or sexier. Except maybe Charles Dickens." (A fan who likely hasn't read Charles Dickens)
"It's like the Alice books. But with a different character who is a lot like Alice. So basically it's the Alice books." (Someone who thinks this is like the Alice books)
"It's like an encyclopedia of kinky fetishes. But encyclopedias don't turn me on like this." (Noah Webster)
"This book is like a mail carrier with a dropped bag. Always pushing the envelope." (Ugh)
"I love this book even more than my pre-exercise routine. But that's a stretch." (Someone who loves Dad jokes)
"The HEA fairytale has never been this filthy and hot. I love it filthy and hot." (A Sunday school teacher)
"What does HEA mean?" (Someone who doesn't read a lot of romance)
"It means Happily Every After." (A know-it-all)
So why are you hesitating? Listen to this book right now!
©2020 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Tracy Greene (P)2022 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Tracy GreeneListeners also enjoyed...
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Evan Snow
- 01-15-24
Hilarious!
I loved everything about this series. The writing is very funny. The story is hilarious. The performance was perfect.
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