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Kinky Secrets of Puss in Boots
- Kinky Secrets of Jezebel, Book 2
- Narrated by: Skylar Lace
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
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Publisher's summary
Kinky billionaire perverts? Who ever heard of such a thing?
After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, Jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone's perfect sexual partner. But when her first big client turns out to be her ex (who somehow shed his lack of ambition and became a billionaire), Jezzy will have to put aside their history in order to find him a wife. But will old feelings get in the way?
The only way to know for sure is a whole lot of kinky sex.
Kinky Secrets of Puss in Boots
It's just as dirty as the title....
Melinda DuChamp is back, and randier than ever! Kinky Secrets of Puss in Boots is a 28,000-word novella, and filled with fun and filth.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh.. just like you.
So what are you waiting for? Listen to this book right now!
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