Here are four titillating tails of gay tentacle bliss. Listen through four separate journeys of intense alien invasions, fantastical sexual creatures, and fear inducing monsters as they plunge their tentacles deep into the holes of their helpless victims. Guaranteed to satisfy your craving for kinky tentacle mayhem.

In a world where encounters with alien tentacles are a routine part of daily life, humans are still trying to adjust to sharing the earth with our neighbors from the stars. While the older generations remain suspicious, young men like Andrew have found themselves swept up in the growing craze of "Squid Rock", a new form of extraterrestrial music that's taking the world by storm. Andrew pays no mind to the growing evidence that embedded within the music is a strange, mind-altering phenomenon involving the brain regions that control homosexual lust.

It's all a matter of opinion, but Carter's day is going pretty badly. He's an engineer captured by bug aliens, now depending on his large, muscled, naked cage mates for food and warmth. They seem sentient, so that's good. But they're also handsy. Which is...complicated. The military isn't looking for him. Slaves taken by the bug race never come back. Yet, Carter is very much alive, and if he wants to stay that way, he'll need to trust Pykh and Siel, two affectionate aliens with claws, teeth, and size.

A sexy alien living incognito on Earth meets a sci-fi loving nerd who wants to rock his universe. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the unexpected tentacles and the accidental Mating Courtship Ritual, that is....

In my defense, I was left alone with a bottle of single-malt and a lifelong penchant for protecting my baby sister. Still, that's no excuse to send 10 drunk-texts on why her hasty marriage would be a mistake. If only I had just texted my sister. But nope. I accidentally sent the message to her, her groom, and his super hot wingman. I also used the phrase “super hot wingman”, so I’d like to die now.