Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.

Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?

In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Has your sex life reached a point where you’re seeking fresh excitement to keep the passion alive, or perhaps it’s already great, but you’re curious about exploring new heights of pleasure and connection? Whether you’re looking to add more spice or simply curious about the endless possibilities for enhancing intimacy, you’re in the right place. This comprehensive 3-in-1 Explicit Erotica Guide is designed to open up a world of sensuality, discovery, and unforgettable experiences for you and your partner.

In Tantalizing Erotic Tales, indulge in Ashley’s journey as she explores new realms of passion and pleasure, surrendering to fantasies that push the boundaries of what’s acceptable.

Sarah and Maria have been dating for a couple years now, and Sarah has been struck by a naughty idea. While Maria's at work, Sarah sends her increasingly scandalous pictures, getting her Latina girlfriend all in a tizzy as the day goes on. And when Maria gets home, Sarah makes it clear that she wants both of them to spend time with each other's rear ends. This is a backdoor-focused lesbian erotica short with zero plot and lots of spice, focused on these two ladies and their rears! Enjoy!

This collection is designed to take you on an unforgettable journey into the depths of passion and intimacy. This audiobook is filled with characters who embrace their deepest fantasies, settings that ignite the imagination, and encounters that blur the lines between reality and fiction.

By day, Lena Morrison is an ambitious grant writer. By night, she’s an escort to some of Chicago’s most successful men. Sex isn’t on the menu—Lena’s job is to provide her elite clients with companionship and sparkling conversation. She enjoys the extra income, but even more, she loves the empowering feeling of being admired for her beauty and her brains. When billionaire Roderick Brand hires Lena as his date for a private party, their electric attraction leads to the most erotic night of her life. As incredible as the experience is, she vows not to mix work and pleasure again.

Unleash your wildest fantasies with this electrifying collection of explicit erotica. Designed to tantalize and provoke, each story delves deep into the realms of passion and desire. From steamy threesomes to intense BDSM sessions, from passionate lesbian encounters to dominating femdom tales—this audiobook promises a journey through the most intimate and exhilarating landscapes of human lust and exploration.

This glorious bundle packs a punch, with 80 original stories of group sex pleasure, featuring mfm and ffm orgies where beauties get claimed and satisfied by men who know what they want and how to get it.

Kindle Exclusive! Brand new JR Parz story! Shane Danvers life is about to change in ways he never dreamed possible. First, the question... Why was the hottest girl he'd ever seen spreading her legs for his uncle, when he was three times her age? The answer... An ancient ring which promised him power beyond comprehension. But to be able to alter the thoughts and desires of these gorgeous girls' come at a great price, his uncle warned. No brainer... right? Quickly, Shane succumbs to hot… wet… temptation at every turn. There is the busty blonde named Holly… the adorable hottie named ...

A complete guide to give a woman oral pleasure!

Being older doesn’t always mean wiser, at least not when lust takes over… A visit with a psychiatrist leads to some unconventional therapy. A married man gives his college student cleaning lady a bonus that she wasn’t expecting. And a priest helps a young woman forget about her grief by breaking his vow of celibacy. It’s lust at first sight when these dominant silver foxes hook up with off-limits younger women, leading to some very inappropriate quickies. “Silver Fox Secrets” is a collection of three quick and steamy stories of people getting down and dirty with strangers while ...

How to enlarge your penis without drugs or surgery.

Doug thinks he knows everything about his beautiful wife Betty. That is, until one evening when she lets slip a secret about her wild college days and the affair she had with a well-equipped, but unreliable man named Tyler only a few weeks before meeting her future husband. Doug, who harbors hotwife fantasies, finds the revelations about his wife’s hot past titillating, and for her part, Betty is happy to indulge his desires. After all, it’s just role playing, not real life, right? But when Tyler and his wife Sherri unexpectedly invite Doug and Betty for a weekend getaway at a luxurious...

This mammoth collection of naughty, taboo erotica features forbidden short stories that'll make you ache and then satisfy you again and again! Including BDSM rough sessions; daring threesomes with lesbian and double pen; breeding fantasies where brats are filled; first time backdoor adventures; milked goddesses with a bounty of love for their older partners; younger women getting it for the first time, hard and raw from brooding alphas; fertile nymphs eager to please; and much, much more!

Will Elizabeth embrace the thrill of being Darcy's artistic muse? When Elizabeth Bennet discovers intimate sketches of herself in a mysterious journal at Netherfield, she's determined to uncover the identity of her secret admirer. Her investigation leads her straight to the aloof Mr. Darcy, revealing unexpected depths to his character... and a bold proposition to sit for him in the library at midnight. In this scintillating Jane Austen fanfiction, the tantalizing world of art and seduction becomes a playground for Elizabeth and Darcy. Within the flickering candlelight and Netherfield's ...

We all have wild sexual fantasies that we wish could come to life. Some are taboo though so we know they can’t happen in our real world but we still think about them, if presented with the opportunity to fantasize about them! That’s what this book aims to achieve; push the boundaries of what’s possible in your world so that you get a peek of the taboo wild sex fantasies that are deeply embedded in your mind!