
Pooper Probed by Poseidon
The Janus Key Chronicles, Book 7
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Alana Melos
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Trapped in a sexually savage world....
Dirk Gudgeon woke up to find his twin sister, his companion through his dimensional travels, missing! Determined to find her in a hostile environment, Dirk must use his sexual wile to free himself from lusty hoplites, find the Key of Janus, and somehow escape from a god's monstrous, vile intentions!
This pulp erotica is meant for a mature audience and contains MMM, FMF, M/M, oral, anal, godly ravishing, and is 11,000+ words!
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