
The Five Trials
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Narrated by:
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Leo Barnabas
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By:
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Mike Truk
My name's Noah Kilmartin. I'm from Ruddock, Ohio, and I'm absolutely, 100 percent unqualified to save the universe from the slavering demonic hordes of the super evil bitch queen Lilith. Too bad nobody asked my opinion.
All I've got to do is pass five lethal trials that'll prove I'm the universe's last chance at salvation. To do so, I'll have to lean hard on those three years of Okinawan jiu-jutsu classes I took in high school, learn to wield my new magic sword, and, oh yeah - select five women to flesh out my team, bonding with each one for arcane purposes and desperately trying to stay alive in the process.
Piece of cake. Right?
Warning and minor spoilers: The Five Trials is a book intended for mature listeners age 18 years and older. It contains graphic sex, medieval violence, and nudity. People curse, piss their pants, hack off heads, get a little dizzy and tortured, seduce each other, try to seduce each other, and get scared witless by horrors from the darkest dimensions. Most importantly, you'll meet gorgeous, powerful women, some capable for hurling lightning, others of swinging battle-axes, and one that's Noah's unrequited crush from high school. All of them are willing to enter unconventional, polyamorous harem relationships if it means saving the universe, and luckily for Noah, this time it actually does.
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horrible whiny MC
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MC needs to actually have a head on his shoulders
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first foray
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great start
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That being said I bought book two and hopefully it gets better.
D&D a la Matrix
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Great start
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surprisingly good. but skips and pause terribly
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The story itself was very engaging even if the premise was nothing new. Average Joe has to save the world, has no clue how to do so but manages to pull it off somehow. The hero wasn't some demi-god type being but just an average guy. I think what I liked best was that he wasn't afraid to admit he was scared. Pissed his pants twice even. He pushed through everything with a bull-headedness and the theme that "there is no other choice". The story shows that a person can never truly know what they can endure or withstand until they are pushed to their limits and beyond. I still wish we spent more time getting to know the women and their back stories, but who knows, maybe that will happen in the next book.
The explanations of the multi-spheres, their names and what they all stood for was rather distracting for me but I certainly see where others would want to know what it all meant. The fight scenes were well done and rather realistic in that people got hurt, made mistakes and struggled to survive and just stay alive. All in all I felt the story was worth the money and the time invested into it.
Worth the Read!
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So much potential
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beginning almost made me drop
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