
A Wild Knight of Flowers
Perv or Paladin, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Lewis Alexander
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Rozelyn Rader
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By:
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Andrew Karevik
About this listen
Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!
Who’s Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness, and hot rumpy-pumpy, of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in multiple positions!
But it’s a cruel world out there, especially for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (...unless it’s consensual and proper headgear is involved). So, I’m going to need as many hands on deck to ensure we can get the job done properly!
No, wait, I said, "Deck. Deck!"
Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you Berella’s glory!
No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!
Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.
Content warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please! Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old fogy.
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Entertaining New Series
- By HWin on 06-23-17
By: K.F. Breene
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Good Intentions
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
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He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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Read the Warning Label!
- By C. Williams on 08-31-15
By: Elliott Kay
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Incubus
- By: Celia Aaron
- Narrated by: Carly Robbins, Brian Pallino
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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An incubus who feeds off the sexual desires of others, Roth de Lis has never been denied the pleasure of a woman's body...until now. Lilah, once a warrior maiden in the service of a goddess, languishes on earth after being cast out from the slopes of Mount Olympus. Lilah will do anything to return home, including betraying Roth. As she spins her web of lies, Roth begins a slow, wicked seduction that eventually threatens to consume them both.
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Sexy supernaturals
- By BCherry27 on 10-25-20
By: Celia Aaron
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Touch the Dark
- Cassandra Palmer, Book 1
- By: Karen Chance
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Cassandra Palmer can see the future and communicate with spirits - talents that make her attractive to the dead and the undead alike. The ghosts of the dead aren't usually dangerous; they just like to talk...a lot. The undead are another matter. Like any sensible girl, Cassie tries to avoid vampires, but when the bloodsucking mafioso she escaped three years ago finds Cassie again with vengeance on his mind, she's forced to turn to the vampire Senate for protection.
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On and on and on with no point....OMG so ANNOYING
- By Katherine on 04-09-13
By: Karen Chance
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You Slay Me
- Aisling Grey, Guardian, Book 1
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
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You Slay Me is a lusty romance novel with amusing supernatural undercurrents. When courier Aisling Grey is dispatched to Paris to deliver a priceless dragon statue to a rich and eccentric female collector, she finds the intended recipient the apparent victim of a demonic ritual. And that's just the beginning of Aisling's discoveries.
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You Slay Me, With Dry Mouth
- By E. Moore on 04-01-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Finn Fancy Necromancy
- The Familia Arcana, Book 1
- By: Randy Henderson
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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Finn Gramaraye was framed for the crime of dark necromancy at the age of 15 and exiled to the Other Realm for 25 years. But now that he's free, someone--probably the same someone--is trying to get him sent back. Finn has only a few days to discover who is so desperate to keep him out of the mortal world and find evidence to prove it to the Arcane Enforcers. They are going to be very hard to convince since he's already been convicted of trying to kill someone with dark magic.
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Witty New Fantasy Voice
- By Tango on 04-26-15
By: Randy Henderson
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Dark Awakening
- By: Kendra Leigh Castle
- Narrated by: Peter Bradbury
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Acclaimed for her richly imagined paranormal romances, Kendra Leigh Castle begins her Dark Dynasties series with this sizzling tale. Shapeshifting vampire Tynan MacGillivray has been ordered to find a human seer who can give his clan the upper hand in a devastating war. So he tracks down Lily Quinn, and together they discover a new world of danger, sensuality, and powers that cannot be controlled.
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Vampire Shape Shifters? So Unnecessary...
- By Sabrina Smith on 10-31-13
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The Concealed
- Lakewood, Book 1
- By: Sarah Kleck, Audrey Deyman - translator, Michael Osmann - translator
- Narrated by: Heather Wilds
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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After her parents died in a car accident when she was just a child, Evelyn Lakewood was left alone in the world. Now grown up, she enrolls at Oxford University, where she begins to create a new, stable life. But when she encounters Jared Calmburry, who she later discovers is an orphan with his own tragic history, the equilibrium she was striving for is thrown off.
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Cliffhanger....
- By Jeannie Van Der Hooven on 03-15-17
By: Sarah Kleck, and others
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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A Court of Honey and Ash
- By: Shannon Mayer, Kelly St. Clare
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Orphaned. Trained to fight. Raised to fear the power of Underhill. Secretly in love with a man who doesn’t want me. I’m still just Alli, a.k.a. the half-human orphan fae, but my life is looking up for the first time. It only took me my whole 24 years. But when Underhill - the ancestral home of the fae - shatters, making it impossible for any fae to enter, I’m the only one who knows who did it. A secret that will be the death of me if I do nothing.
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Wanted to slap a leading character 4 poor choices!
- By DC. on 08-09-21
By: Shannon Mayer, and others
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
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My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Forbidden: World of Nightwalkers, Book 1
- By: Jacquelyn Frank
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
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The unexpected happens in an instant. On her way to work, secretary Docia Waverley hurtles into a crashing crossroads, and she quickly begins to suspect that things will never be the same. Then, when a tall, blond, muscular stranger intervenes on her behalf, telling her it is his duty to protect her at all cost, what is just a feeling turns to proof positive. That is, as long as Docia's savior doesn't turn out to be a crazed kidnapper.... When Ram finds Docia, he has no doubt that she is his queen.
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"It's ménage à everybody!" ...I was so confused
- By Katherine on 11-19-12
By: Jacquelyn Frank
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A Power Renewed
- Sentinels of Creation, Volume 1
- By: Robert W. Ross
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Out of the smoldering ruins of the war in heaven Archangels Raphael and Michael cannot believe the agreement made between God and his morning star, Lucifer. Unwilling to either destroy the fallen angel or leave him with a free hand upon the world, God sets in motion a struggle that will span the millennia from creation to present day. Two Sentinels are invested with the ability to bend the laws of creation to their will and each represents the primal forces of order and chaos.
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A New Type of Super Hero - Most Excellent!!!
- By Midwestbonsai on 10-05-18
By: Robert W. Ross
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Incredibly Entertaining
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This is a hilarious sex comedy
I listen to this when it is on the plus catalog. This is very silly and funny. The narrators are playing their part perfectly. If you need a laugh the listen to this.
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- 02-18-24
Sucks to be a straight male vampire
The book is ridiculous, but it's a laugh fest. Clueless main character as usual. Maybe a little more clueless than usual. He is a bit beta at least in the beginning...
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- Andrew M. S.
- 07-14-22
I liked it...but
First off the performance was really well done. I don't think I've listened to this duo before, but they did really well and made this story enjoyable.
Now the contents. It's very messy. A mix of pop culture references and a never-ending stream of jokes. The world building is haphazard whenever there is any. And the characters are paper thin. All of them only having one or two quirks that make up the persona portrayed.
That's not to say there isn't any good in the story. There are a couple of really good character moments. And there is a lot of genuinely funny dialog and interactions. I just wish there was more of a balance between characters and comedy.
With all of that said, I will pick up the next installment
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- Andrew J.
- 07-25-22
I did not expect this from Andrew
it's not a bad story but erotica from the man who created civceo is wild.
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- Bishop
- 08-25-22
I loved it
I love everything about this book. I really hope he keeps it going for a very long time. It is nice to finally have a mc that is not so insecure about girls it takes him 20 mins to decide to have sex. I love that he is over confident to a fault and goes on blind faith every time. It makes him even funnier and lovable. It's a fun an sexy book that makes you smile and laugh.
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- Gavin Markowitz
- 06-28-22
The “holy grail” of non stop awesomeness
One of the best books I’ve read in awhile, totally through me for a loop, totally unique, literally had me actually laughing out loud and multiple points and at others needing a glass of water it got so hot, 100% A+ in my book go for it!
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- Anonymous User
- 07-16-22
it was great i loved it
this hole thing was great the narrator the writing i could not stop laughing . cant wait for the next one.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-29-23
someone save me this book is too funny
from start to finish absolute Joy and laughter you will be lying on the floor laughing hard this book is great.
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- Charles Densford
- 10-16-22
hilariously sexy😂👍
from casual to extreme sexcopaids your guaranteed a good laugh with a side of world building
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