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A Wild Knight of Flowers

Perv or Paladin, Book 1

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A Wild Knight of Flowers

By: Andrew Karevik
Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
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Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!

Who’s Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness, and hot rumpy-pumpy, of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in multiple positions!

But it’s a cruel world out there, especially for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (...unless it’s consensual and proper headgear is involved). So, I’m going to need as many hands on deck to ensure we can get the job done properly!

No, wait, I said, "Deck. Deck!"

Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you Berella’s glory!

No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!

Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.

Content warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please! Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old fogy.

©2022 LitRPG Freaks (P)2022 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Epic Fantasy Humorous Funny Witty
Hilarious Humor • Unique Concept • Excellent Narration • Spicy Content • Absurd Comedy • Memorable Enemies
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Our hero Lucky or Luciano struggled to become a paladin with the other Gods so he became a paladin of Berella the Goddess of love. The book was an entertaining read but is certainly not made for children. This Paladin took an oath that he would always try to solve problems without violence although he can use his sword if it comes to that but generally speaking he uses his other sword if you know what I mean. The characters he interacts with are really the best part of this story because they are each unique with their own backstory. Even the so-called enemies in the book are all given enough character development to remember them easily. Sometimes I found the plot hard to follow, a lot of times Lucky would go into thought and I would lose track of the narrative, this actually happened a lot on this book. The funny thing is most of the time Lucky would be talking out loud while doing this. This book is free on Audible plus so it's definitely worth checking out.

A priest of Berella spreads sexual innuendos and love in all its forms.

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I can't count how many times this book made me start belly laughing! The MC was definitely a goofball, but it brought lots of humor. I honestly don't have a single bad thing to say!

Incredibly Entertaining

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I listen to this when it is on the plus catalog. This is very silly and funny. The narrators are playing their part perfectly. If you need a laugh the listen to this.

This is a hilarious sex comedy

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First off the performance was really well done. I don't think I've listened to this duo before, but they did really well and made this story enjoyable.

Now the contents. It's very messy. A mix of pop culture references and a never-ending stream of jokes. The world building is haphazard whenever there is any. And the characters are paper thin. All of them only having one or two quirks that make up the persona portrayed.

That's not to say there isn't any good in the story. There are a couple of really good character moments. And there is a lot of genuinely funny dialog and interactions. I just wish there was more of a balance between characters and comedy.

With all of that said, I will pick up the next installment

I liked it...but

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it's not a bad story but erotica from the man who created civceo is wild.

I did not expect this from Andrew

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The book is ridiculous, but it's a laugh fest. Clueless main character as usual. Maybe a little more clueless than usual. He is a bit beta at least in the beginning...

Sucks to be a straight male vampire

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Absolutely absurd humor and raunchy jokes combined together to make this gem of a book if you wanna die laughing I suggest giving this book a try

Funniest Book I've ever heard

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It would undoubtedly read a lot like this. Dry, unrelenting humor is weaved through this tale so expertly it’s one of the few haremlit stories where the spicy bits don’t feel contrived. Most will actually leave you laughing uncontrollably. I enjoyed this book so much I nabbed the rest of the series. We can all use more laughter in our lives. Buy with confidence and enjoy.

If Terry Pratchett wrote haremlit

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I love everything about this book. I really hope he keeps it going for a very long time. It is nice to finally have a mc that is not so insecure about girls it takes him 20 mins to decide to have sex. I love that he is over confident to a fault and goes on blind faith every time. It makes him even funnier and lovable. It's a fun an sexy book that makes you smile and laugh.

I loved it

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One of the best books I’ve read in awhile, totally through me for a loop, totally unique, literally had me actually laughing out loud and multiple points and at others needing a glass of water it got so hot, 100% A+ in my book go for it!

The “holy grail” of non stop awesomeness

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