Taking Over the World Is Hard
What the Futanari, Book 13
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This is the next installment of the What the Futanari series. In this installment, Matt goes full harem and adds a beautiful blonde bombshell, who was the personal assistant to the billionaire and who is now helping him begin his campaign to take over the world. If you like humor, paranormal romance, harem, futanari, and urban fantasy, then this series is your thing.
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