That’s Not How These Things Work
An MMF Erotic Romance
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Kristin Lance
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Her sexy boss and her gorgeous husband once hooked up. She’s ready to help them relive that memory.
Meadow loves romance novels, her husband, and daydreaming about her hot boss. But when she discovers that her boss and her husband once hooked up, she can’t stop thinking about the various ways that this could work out in her favor. Two men to play with, and every fantasy she’s ever had come true? Yes, please.
Now she just has to convince the guys that it’s a brilliant idea (because obviously it is).
Note: This book originally appeared on Kindle Vella as “That’s Not How These Things Work”
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