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Kimberly Lemming
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A FEBRUARY LIBRARYREADS PICK!
A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf.
Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she’s attacked by a lion. On the bright side, she’s saved! On the not-so-bright side, it’s because they’re abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an escape pod and crash-land on an alien planet that has...dinosaurs?
Dory and her new lion bestie, Toto, are saved in the nick of time by a mysterious and sexy alien, Sol. On their new adventure, they team up with the equally hot, equally dangerous Lok, who may or may not be a war criminal. Whether it be trauma, fate, or intrigue, Dory can’t resist the attraction that’s developing in their trio....
As this ragtag group of misfits explore their new planet, Dory learns more about how and why they’ve all ended up together, battles more prehistoric creatures than she imagined (she imagined...zero), and questions if she even wants to go back home to Earth in this hilarious and steamy alien romance adventure comedy romp.
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- By Misty Walker on 08-09-18
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What listeners say about I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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- Kita
- 02-19-25
steamy fun adventure
Wonderful new book, with all the humor and wit I loved in the Mead Mishaps series. Love this new world that was vividly created for exploration, and I hope there are many more books to come in this series
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- Aimee
- 02-21-25
Absolutely hilarious
I don’t usually read alien smut, but I LOVE this author so much and after reading the synopsis for this book, I could not wait for it to come out. I had the release date in my calendar
The book did not disappoint
It was incredible
Aliens, dinosaurs, and tamagotchis, all in one book. Who would’ve thought 🤣
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- Tomika
- 02-21-25
sexy fmm fun adventures
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I enjoyed this book
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alien fun.
sexy for sure!!
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not something I could listen to multiple times
overall a fun book!!
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- Brittany
- 02-20-25
Spicier and funnier than ever
I somehow liked this book even more than the Mead Mishaps series. Went in hoping it would be just as good and it went above and beyond expectations. Had me literally cackling with laughter a some parts, and then hot under the collar the next. Such a fun read.
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- Olivia
- 02-22-25
So Wonderfully Weird
The story was amazing. The characters were lovable and memorable, and I can't wait to read it again. I hope there is more in this series, because one book is just not enough.
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- Jenn
- 02-19-25
I Got Abducted by Aliens
Kimberly Lemming has done it again! I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com is the kind of delightful chaos that only Lemming can deliver. Dorothy “Dory” Valentine is this close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when life (or rather, a lion) takes a sharp left turn—straight into an alien abduction. Between befriending Toto the lion (yes, the lion) and crash-landing on a planet filled with dinosaurs, Dory’s life has officially become the rom-com fever dream I never knew I needed.
Enter Sol, the sexy alien savior, and Lok, the maybe-war-criminal with a dangerous smile. The trio's chemistry? Absolutely sizzling. The adventure? Ridiculously fun. The banter? Chef’s kiss. And yes, there are actual dinosaurs. I mean, come on!
Lemming brings her signature wit and whimsy, delivering a story that balances steamy romance with laugh-out-loud moments and genuinely endearing friendships. Overall, this book is a blast. If you love your sci-fi romance with a healthy dose of absurdity and heat, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com is a must-read.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-19-25
Did it again !!!!
I read all of the Mead Mishaps and I was practically itching for something else by her to read because it was fun and had a little spice and the stories where just chefs kiss. This book party peeps was more than I expected and I’m so happy I pre ordered it ahhhhhh! When I tell you it has so much spice and I’m living for the plot, the fmc is absolutely lovable and relatable and I’m a sucker for an animal sidekick. Considering I read and listened to all of her other work at least twice now I’ll definitely be adding this to my rotation when Im taking a breather from the rabbit hole ;) keep up the great work xoxo
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-19-25
Hilarious!!!
Kimberly Lemming never misses! She’s an auto-buy author for me because her books are always the perfect mix of humor, spice, and absolute chaos in the best way. This one was no exception I was laughing, blushing, and completely hooked from chapter two onward. And let’s talk about Toto, the sassiest lion to ever exist, who absolutely stole the show. I’m here for him finding his queen! Now onto our FMC, Dorothy (or Dory), who was on her way to earning her PhD in wildlife biology when she got beamed up by aliens. Classic. While trying to escape, she meets Sol and Lok, her new mates, and the chemistry is instant. There’s a bit of a fated mates element, so the spice kicks in fast, but I loved that their emotional connection took time to develop especially thanks to their trusty Tamagotchi-style reader guiding them along. 😉
Sol and Lok? Fine fine fine. And the way they call her “Stardust” had me swooning. They each bring something different to the table, making them the ultimate throuple. Plus, the side characters were just as entertaining, adding even more ridiculous fun to the story. If you’re looking for something light, spicy, and absolutely hilarious, do yourself a favor and pick this up. Also, highly recommend the audiobook Hazel Addison absolutely nailed the narration, and the production quality was top-tier!
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- RJ3
- 02-21-25
meh..I liked it
It's funny but the story is lacking. The main character is a bit annoying. I like Sol's character though.
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