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A BDSM Erotic Fantasy Romance
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Holly Hackett
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Selena Kitt
About this listen
- From best-selling and award-winning author Selena Kitt
- Half a million naughty books sold in 2011
- Guaranteed quality - this kitty's cream rises to the top!
2010 Epic Award Finalist!
Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before. Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care of and training her young charges with a firm and skillful hand. But where has Father Goose wandered off to, and who will take Mother in hand when she ventures too far?
Warning: This title contains erotic situations, graphic language, sex, spanking, elements of bdsm, and a perspective on nursery rhymes you'll never forget!
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'Real' is a misnomer for fictional people.
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Mother Goose commands repeatedly goosing everyone's submissive
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Steam: Med-Hot. (Not full hot because some scenes were off-putting, to put it mildly.) But it’s basically a sex romp. I just wish it was a more enjoyable one for me.
Worldbuilding: decent. Magical ren-faire with full on lord/serf patriarchy isn’t a huge stretch though. The part-animal/part-people hybrids with animal speed aging both tweaked my consent boundaries and made me think they would have terrible growing pains, but hey, fantasy magic!
Narration: In general, good. Appropriate pacing and emoting. But there were a handful of mispronunciations that should have been fixed.
Interesting take
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HOT FUN!
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That’s all I have to say
No, just no
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Not worth your time or money
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