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- From best-selling and award-winning author Selena Kitt
- Half a million naughty books sold in 2011
- Guaranteed quality - this kitty's cream rises to the top!
2010 Epic Award Finalist!
Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before. Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care of and training her young charges with a firm and skillful hand. But where has Father Goose wandered off to, and who will take Mother in hand when she ventures too far?
Warning: This title contains erotic situations, graphic language, sex, spanking, elements of bdsm, and a perspective on nursery rhymes you'll never forget!
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- Under Mr. Nolan's Bed, Book 1-3
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 21 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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This edgy, pause-register saga isn't just a trilogy, it's an enthralling listening experience, a non-stop roller coaster ride of emotion that will keep you on the edge of your seat, giving you cliffhanger after cliffhanger until the final, jaw-dropping climax. You will be on pins and needles as Selena Kitt plays cat and mouse with you, the listener. You'll find yourself asking - am I listening to a romance? A coming-of-age tale of sexual awakening in the Puritanical, repressed late 1950s?
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okay writing, distractingly bad voice work
- By G McS on 05-21-19
By: Selena Kitt
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Baumgartners Boxed Set
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove, Holly Hackett, Sean Crisden
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
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Listen to the uber-hot, fun-in-the-sun, coming-of-age book that started it all! Ronnie, now a college freshman, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners so long, she's practically a member of the family. When Mrs. Baumgartner - who insists on calling her Veronica - invites Ronnie along on their yearly vacation, the nanny jumps at the chance.
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Poor audio by Sean Crisden
- By Gerald on 05-11-18
By: Selena Kitt
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Filthy - Complete Series
- By: Lucia Jordan
- Narrated by: Michelle Morgan
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Here, presented in one volume, are the four stories that comprise the Filthy series, a seriously hot and provocative romance by Lucia Jordan, written in her signature style of high passion and emotion. Gabriel remembered how good she’d felt in his arms when they’d been lovers. The feel of her wildly beating pulse, her scent, her warmth. He’d left his mark on her slender throat more than once. Though he smiled and made small talk, his attention remained with the woman he’d never expected to see again. Angie is now a cop, and the bad boy is back to change her life forever.
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Buyer beware you get 1 book not the series as pictured
- By Amazon Customer on 06-15-22
By: Lucia Jordan
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Unfolding: A BDSM Erotic MFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Amber Beard
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie lives an average life in an ordinary home, and she isn't complaining. Jack is a good husband and they have beautiful children - but when she discovers her penchant for a secret taboo, she finds that it suddenly turns her sex life from a mundane distraction into a mind-blowing, transcendent experience. This is the story of a woman's exquisite unfolding, as her sexual discovery and yearning for something more pushes her and her man to the edge.
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Marriage is Sexy!
- By G.M. on 11-23-12
By: Selena Kitt
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Modern Wicked Fairy Tales Complete Collection: An Erotic Romance Anthology
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Get eight stories: all seven modern retellings of fairy tale classics in Selena Kitt's Modern Wicked Fairy Tales: Complete Collection - "Beauty", "Briar Rose", "Goldilocks", "Rapunzel", "Red", "Alice" and "Gretel" - plus a bonus story previously unreleased - "Wendy" - a modern take on Peter Pan!
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Worst narration ever!
- By Amazon Customer on 01-06-15
By: Selena Kitt
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Pay Up Buttercup
- By: Olivia T. Turner
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Noel Harrison
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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My dad is in big trouble. He owes money to the most powerful man on the East Coast, and he can't pay. When I approach Mr. Connolly and try to take over the loan, he has a different idea. He's willing to wipe off the debt if I submit to him. I have to do what he commands, when he commands it. I think this over-the-top alpha male is a little obsessed with me. Good thing I love every second of it...
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STEAMY MAFIA OBSESSIVE LOVE STORY!!!
- By Joseph on 04-13-20
By: Olivia T. Turner
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Nolan Trilogy: Box Set
- Under Mr. Nolan's Bed, Book 1-3
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 21 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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This edgy, pause-register saga isn't just a trilogy, it's an enthralling listening experience, a non-stop roller coaster ride of emotion that will keep you on the edge of your seat, giving you cliffhanger after cliffhanger until the final, jaw-dropping climax. You will be on pins and needles as Selena Kitt plays cat and mouse with you, the listener. You'll find yourself asking - am I listening to a romance? A coming-of-age tale of sexual awakening in the Puritanical, repressed late 1950s?
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okay writing, distractingly bad voice work
- By G McS on 05-21-19
By: Selena Kitt
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Baumgartners Boxed Set
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: E.V. Grove, Holly Hackett, Sean Crisden
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Listen to the uber-hot, fun-in-the-sun, coming-of-age book that started it all! Ronnie, now a college freshman, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners so long, she's practically a member of the family. When Mrs. Baumgartner - who insists on calling her Veronica - invites Ronnie along on their yearly vacation, the nanny jumps at the chance.
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Poor audio by Sean Crisden
- By Gerald on 05-11-18
By: Selena Kitt
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Filthy - Complete Series
- By: Lucia Jordan
- Narrated by: Michelle Morgan
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Here, presented in one volume, are the four stories that comprise the Filthy series, a seriously hot and provocative romance by Lucia Jordan, written in her signature style of high passion and emotion. Gabriel remembered how good she’d felt in his arms when they’d been lovers. The feel of her wildly beating pulse, her scent, her warmth. He’d left his mark on her slender throat more than once. Though he smiled and made small talk, his attention remained with the woman he’d never expected to see again. Angie is now a cop, and the bad boy is back to change her life forever.
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Buyer beware you get 1 book not the series as pictured
- By Amazon Customer on 06-15-22
By: Lucia Jordan
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Unfolding: A BDSM Erotic MFM Menage
- By: Selena Kitt
- Narrated by: Amber Beard
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie lives an average life in an ordinary home, and she isn't complaining. Jack is a good husband and they have beautiful children - but when she discovers her penchant for a secret taboo, she finds that it suddenly turns her sex life from a mundane distraction into a mind-blowing, transcendent experience. This is the story of a woman's exquisite unfolding, as her sexual discovery and yearning for something more pushes her and her man to the edge.
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Marriage is Sexy!
- By G.M. on 11-23-12
By: Selena Kitt
What listeners say about The Real Mother Goose
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- Charles
- 09-28-12
Sexy and imaginative
This ain't your childhood Mother Goose! The characters and situations from the nursery rhymes are re-imagined in whole new way. The sex scenes are hot and steamy.
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- Glen W. Stinnett
- 05-26-15
Mother Goose commands repeatedly goosing everyone's submissive
'Real' is a misnomer for fictional people.
15 words not actually unique. 3 words omitted.
Bye for now. Glen😀 Submitted
'Real' is a misnomer for fictional people.
15 words not actually unique. 3 words omitted.
Bye for now. Glen😀
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- Kelly Oestreich
- 02-09-20
Not a bad story
it was pretty entertaining but the narrator mispronounced so many words it was very distracting. I'm going to make sure I dont get anything read by her any more.
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- DSM
- 11-29-12
Not What You Expect
Wow, this book is just not what you'd expect. The fairy tale creatures aren't anything like the ones your mama read you, that's for sure! This author's imagination is incredibly vivid. I was blown away by some of the things that occur in Mother Gooseland! The sex is hot, the story keeps getting better, and the ending surprised me completely. Don't listen in public - it's way too hot for that!
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- mufffdyver
- 10-16-16
this should be made into a movie!
knowing the common version of these stories allowed me to enjoy the adult version! the original were boring, these are sexy. thank you Selena and Holly!
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- Joy Mccormick
- 09-18-19
Not her best work, not her worst
Lots of sex, but the story line is weak. Lots of nursery rhymes waiting for their turn.
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- Cranky Reader
- 01-26-20
Interesting take
Started off ok with BDSM interpretations of nursery rhymes but goes from questionable consent issues with Little Miss Muffet to full on rape of Jill, of Jack & Jill. Jill does not have a great time & Jack gets punished for trying to help her several times. This was not to my taste. (Your fictional fantasy mileage may vary since it’s not actual people getting hurt.)
Steam: Med-Hot. (Not full hot because some scenes were off-putting, to put it mildly.) But it’s basically a sex romp. I just wish it was a more enjoyable one for me.
Worldbuilding: decent. Magical ren-faire with full on lord/serf patriarchy isn’t a huge stretch though. The part-animal/part-people hybrids with animal speed aging both tweaked my consent boundaries and made me think they would have terrible growing pains, but hey, fantasy magic!
Narration: In general, good. Appropriate pacing and emoting. But there were a handful of mispronunciations that should have been fixed.
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- Frodo
- 02-26-24
HOT FUN!
Adult fantasy fairy tales done right. My favorite of this genre. Definitely not for the timid.
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- Rowena1999
- 08-09-19
No, just no
I tried to like it, but no, just no. DNF.
That’s all I have to say
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-28-20
Not worth your time or money
If I could give negative stars I would. I can't begin to say how bad the narrator was. Long pauses and hesitations. Literally like she's reading and keeps losing her place. I've read other works by Selena Kitt & that's a good thing because if this had been the first book I never would have read another. I've left a one star for Overall rating because I couldn't submit with 0 stars.
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