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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
About this listen
Bella is a good writer, that much is certain, but she can’t help thinking there’s something missing from her prose. While she’s happy with her success, she can’t help the nagging feeling that things have gotten stale.
After a series of bad encounters with question marks, exclamation points, and a particularly bad date with a comma, Bella is at a loss for how to proceed. Fortunately, at the end of the evening she crosses paths with a beautiful, unique punctuation mark – one she’s never seen before – and finds herself head over heels for this gorgeous lesbian em dash named Emily.
Soon, Bella and Emily find themselves in the throes of passion, but will this hardcore encounter be enough to take Bella’s writing to the next level?
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient punctuation mark action and sentient lesbian em dash love.
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