Elias Zapple
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Elias Zapple

Animals & Nature Comedy Fantasy
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Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe. His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip, and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love, be a Stranger', which was an international flop. After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again. Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat; and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe. Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swum off into the sunset; having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark. Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent. For more Zappleness and the latest news on all of Zapple's books, please visit www.eliaszapple.com
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Jellybean the Dragon (The Wacky Adventures of Jellybean the Dragon & a Child Astronaut) (Ages 6-10)

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Si buscas relatos infantiles para temblar de miedo junto a tus hijos esta Noche de Brujas, aquí tienes una selección de nuestros favoritos. Tienen casas encantadas, brujas maléficas, vampiros más sanguinarios que Drácula, monstruos que harían morir de un susto al mismo Frankenstein, auténticos fantasmas y mucho más. Échale un vistazo a esta colección y recuerda que la literatura infantil de terror es educativa, y a los niños les encanta.

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