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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.
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This whole city is a butt that farts horror.
- By Claudia H on 03-03-16
- Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
Not AT ALL what's on the cover
Reviewed: 09-07-17
What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
...And then?It's predictable, relatively feel-good, and open for a sequel, but not amazingly satisfying.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Christy Romano?
Just about anybody else. If you consistently mispronounce the name of the main city of the book, you probably shouldn't be narrating it. In addition, she fails to deliver some of the book's jokes properly, causing them to fall completely flat. Quite frustrating.
Any additional comments?
The description of the book is horribly misleading. I was expecting a suave group of sharply-dressed individuals that did battle against equally outrageous supervillains, something along the line of Kingsman. It wasn't that, at all. It was still fun, but if you go into the book with that premise, you'll be in for a bit of a rude awakening.
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Monster Hunter Siege
- Monster Hunter, Book 6
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 15 hrs and 33 mins
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When Monster Hunter International's top hunter, Owen Zastava Pitt, was given a tip about some hunters who had gone missing in action, he didn't realize their rescue mission would snowball into the single biggest operation in MHI's history. Their men are being held prisoner in a horrific nightmare dimension, and the only way to reach them is through the radioactive ruins of a monster-infested war zone. As if that wasn't bad enough, it's also the home base of the powerful creature behind the devastating attacks on the Last Dragon and Copper Lake.
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Author Turned Farmer
- By Robert on 08-08-17
- Monster Hunter Siege
- Monster Hunter, Book 6
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
The ending was... Not my favorite.
Reviewed: 08-24-17
This felt like HP & The Half Blood Prince. Lots of building and setting up. Not the most in the way of new development. Still quality, though.
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Emergence
- Dave vs. the Monsters
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Mark Zeisler
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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John Birmingham is the master of alternate history adventure - and now he's mastered a new genre with the volcanically fast-paced and wildly inventive Dave Hooper urban fantasy series. The series is anchored by a thrilling high concept: An oil rig opens a rift deep in the ocean that unleashes terrifying monsters into the world. But perhaps its coolest asset is its hero, Dave Hooper, a tough, bleakly funny, down-on-his luck oil rig worker with an unlikely destiny as a monster-slayer and world savior.
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A wild thrill ride of urban fantasy.
- By The Bookwyrm Speaks on 06-15-15
- Emergence
- Dave vs. the Monsters
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Mark Zeisler
On the fence about this one
Reviewed: 02-02-17
What did you like best about Emergence? What did you like least?
The premise of this story is great - monsters suddenly reappear after millennia of absence, and an average guy stumbles into the spotlight as he defeats a few and randomly gains great power. The execution, however, leaves a bit to be desired. The author does a good job of developing a fairly wide range of supporting characters - then he drops a dense, uninformed "party animal" into the spotlight. Said party animal proceeds to screw up just about everything, yet saves the day despite himself.
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
I'd have made the main character as smart as the book claims he is. The book tells us he is an engineer with multiple degrees, who leads a team of fellow engineers on an oil rig guaranteeing its performance and safety, but instead we get a fairly dull character who is more interested in drugs and women than just about anything else.
Was Emergence worth the listening time?
Barely. I like the premise enough to give the sequel a shot, but it's going to have to impress me to keep my interest.
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Resistance
- Dave vs. the Monsters
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Mark Zeisler
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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John Birmingham is the master of alternate history adventure - and now he's mastered a new genre with the volcanically fast-paced and wildly inventive Dave Hooper urban fantasy series. The series is anchored by a thrilling high concept: An oil rig opens a deep ocean rift that unleashes terrifying monsters into the world.
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the story lacked direction with the main character
- By RONALD on 07-02-15
- Resistance
- Dave vs. the Monsters
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Mark Zeisler
I just...I can't do it...
Reviewed: 02-02-17
Would you try another book from John Birmingham and/or Mark Zeisler?
Based on this and the first book in the series, no, I don't think so.
What was most disappointing about John Birmingham’s story?
The main character is disappointingly dense. We keep getting reminded about how he has multiple engineering degrees and is in charge of a team that performs dangerous and exacting work. What we actually get is a moron who rarely bothers to think, and when he does, it's typically not with his head. Time after time, we're shown that he is surrounded by competent if sometimes contrary individuals, and time after time he chooses his own inane answer instead of listening to sound advice. There's a major disconnect here, and it's infuriating.
Any additional comments?
I really wanted to like this series. It's a cool concept, and has some fun possibilities. It's fun to see the monsters of old run headlong into the technology of today. The main character is entirely too obnoxious, though.
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Star Wars: Lost Stars
- By: Claudia Gray
- Narrated by: Pierce Cravens
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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This thrilling young adult novel gives listeners a macro view of some of the most important events in the Star Wars universe, from the rise of the Rebellion to the fall of the Empire. Listeners will experience these major moments through the eyes of two childhood friends - Ciena Ree and Thane Kyrell - who have grown up to become an Imperial officer and a Rebel pilot. Now on opposite sides of the war, will these two star-crossed lovers reunite, or will duty tear them - and the galaxy - apart?
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Cure for the Aftermath Blues
- By Matt H. on 09-18-15
- Star Wars: Lost Stars
- By: Claudia Gray
- Narrated by: Pierce Cravens
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Reviewed: 11-23-15
Starts good, then really picks up in the last quarter. Got fed up with a certain character that tested my patience, but it did effectively show the two sides of the empire.
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