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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous.
Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way. There she finds that her scumbag dad had actually, in the final years of his life, put his amazing talent for hustling to good use: He was one of the founding members of the Fancy Suits and died in the course of his duties. Zoey is quickly entangled in the city's surreal mob war when she is taken hostage by a particularly crazy villain who imagines himself to be a Dr. Doom-level mastermind. The villain is demanding information about Zoe's father when she is rescued by The Fancy Suits. She reluctantly joins their cause and helps finish what her old man started, tapping in to her innate talent for bullshit that she inherited from her hated father. And along the way, she might just have to learn how to trust people again.
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We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably. But no one expected the end to be quite so... sticky... or strawberry scented.
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I *hated* this! Until...
- By W on 08-31-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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The Unnoticeables: A Novel
- The Vicious Circuit, Book 1
- By: Robert Brockway
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Emily Foster, Scott Merriman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is "you" gets solved.
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Left wanting
- By Michelle L. Baron on 08-08-15
By: Robert Brockway
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Paranormal Real Estate
- Dirk Cooper, Book 1
- By: Matthew Howry
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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The problems in Dirk Cooper's life were ghosts, money and the Mob. The solution was real estate. Join notable hobo Dirk Cooper as he lies, cheats and steals his way through life, desperate to recover the things he lost during the housing crash of 2008. When he is approached by a wealthy and powerful man with haunted houses to sell, Dirk thinks his troubles are over. Things are not as they seemed, however, and soon he is caught up in a web of dark magic and danger the likes of which he has never encountered before.
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really refreshing, can't wait for more
- By riley on 05-13-22
By: Matthew Howry
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Stars Uncharted
- By: S. K. Dunstall
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs
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Captain Hammond Roystan is a simple cargo runner who has stumbled across the find of a lifetime: the Hassim, a disabled exploration ship - and its valuable record of unexplored worlds. His junior engineer, Josune Arriola, said her last assignment was in the uncharted rim. A renowned body-modification artist, Nika Rik Terri has run afoul of clients who will not take no for an answer, and she is dragging along a rookie modder. Together this mismatched crew will end up on one ship, hurtling through the lawless reaches of deep space with Roystan at the helm.
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Slow start but great ending
- By Patti on 08-19-18
By: S. K. Dunstall
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The Women's War
- A Novel
- By: Jenna Glass
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
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When a nobleman’s first duty is to produce a male heir, women are treated like possessions and bargaining chips. But as the aftereffects of a world-altering spell ripple out physically and culturally, women at last have a bargaining chip of their own. And two women in particular find themselves at the liberating crossroads of change.
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Feminism without Inclusion is not Feminism
- By Salomé AK on 04-18-19
By: Jenna Glass
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Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
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A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
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Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century
- By: Kim Fu
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve, Sean Patrick Hopkins, Samara Naeymi, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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In the 12 unforgettable tales of Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century, the strange is made familiar and the familiar strange, such that a girl growing wings on her legs feels like an ordinary rite of passage, while a bug-infested house becomes an impossible Kafkaesque nightmare. Each story builds a new world all its own: A group of children steal a haunted doll; a runaway bride encounters a sea monster; a vendor sells toy boxes that seemingly control the passage of time; an insomniac is seduced by the Sandman.
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Masterfully Original and Compelling
- By Georgia Moir on 02-04-22
By: Kim Fu
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Bedside Manor
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack’s car breaks down in the middle of a cross-country road trip, the mysterious house at the top of the hill is a beacon of hope. If he can borrow a phone to call for help, he’ll be on his way in no time. But someone - or something - has other plans. Soon, Jack finds himself trapped in a nightmare that defies logic, where a depraved killer on the loose is the least of his problems. Will Jack escape before it’s too late?
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Love it however you can get it for free
- By Cristian on 12-29-21
By: Jack Townsend
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: D.M. Guay
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- By AJ on 11-29-20
By: D.M. Guay
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The In Between
- A Novel
- By: Michael Landweber
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Mark Boyett
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
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The year is 2047, and teleportation is the cutting-edge transportation method of choice - Teleportation Services International (TSI) operates facilities in all of the world’s major cities. When Lillian, a TSI employee, wins a once-in-a-lifetime family vacation, she knows it’s just a photo op for the tech giant, but she takes the opportunity and books a trip to Tokyo with her husband Jackson and their six-year-old son Cole. But before they arrive, tragedy strikes: Cole disappears in transit.
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Promising to Painful
- By Getshotzi on 03-02-20
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Gothic
- By: Philip Fracassi
- Narrated by: Eric Fox
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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On his 59th birthday, Tyson Parks—a famous, but struggling, horror writer—receives an ornate antiquarian desk in the hopes it will rekindle his creative juices. Perhaps inspire him to write another best-selling book and prove his best years aren’t behind him… As Tyson begins to use the new desk, he finds himself writing copy at an unfathomable speed, becomes so focused on writing that he binges on all-night, all-day sessions that take a serious physical and psychological toll. Soon, Tyson begins acting strange. Violent.
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Vile
- By Meep on 02-16-23
By: Philip Fracassi
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The View from the Cheap Seats
- Selected Nonfiction
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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An inquisitive observer, thoughtful commentator, and assiduous craftsman, Neil Gaiman has long been celebrated for the sharp intellect and startling imagination that informs his fiction. Now The View from the Cheap Seats brings together, for the first time ever, more than 60 works of his outstanding nonfiction on topics and people close to his heart.
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The very best View is from the Cheap Seats
- By Jessica on 06-20-16
By: Neil Gaiman
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- Jordan
- 08-06-18
Not as good as I was expecting
I love the John Dies at the End books, so I had high expectations for this book. Unfortunately, I did not find this book to be as funny or interesting. I think I might have enjoyed it a little more if it had been shorter.
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- Aaron Stovall
- 11-12-15
Absolutely loved this book
Read his first two, expected the same. Got a hundred times better. Absolutely loved it.
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- Scott S Lokey
- 03-15-18
Enjoyed the book overall, plot was thin in places.
Enjoyed it overall. Plot had some pretty big holes that were left open. Places where characters didn't do things you know they really would have.
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- JRTWN
- 01-23-16
Great story, annoying reader
What did you love best about Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits?
I loved the plot, the twists, and the humor. The near-future sci-fi look at social media and energy weapons was fantastic, and the characters were great. It's wacky, funny, violent, and fast-moving.
What other book might you compare Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits to and why?
Hmmm...it's hard to compare this to other work.
Did Christy Romano do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?
Mostly, the voices were good. But the large cast of characters may have exhausted her repertoire. Molech (Moleck?) and the leader of the League of Badass seemed to have the same voices and speech mannerisms, and her take on the "young asshole" voice was way more annoying than it should have been. Other than that, the voices were done very well, particularly those of Zoe and the Suits.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
She's the One, unfortunately.
Any additional comments?
Almost every aspect of Ms. Romano's voice work deserves high praise. However, she has an annoying habit of pausing between the two words in a phrasal verb ("He picked...up the truck" instead of "He picked up...the truck") and in the middle of other phrases. This hinders comprehension and takes the listener out of the book for a moment to re-sort the phrasing so that it makes sense.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-15-17
Clockwork Orange for the 21st Century
This is a really good book that is well-narrated. The story is tight and focused, the narrative never goes where one would expect, and all the characters are well-drawn and interesting. All that having been said, the title is not misleading; it contains a lot of violence that is integral to the plot, but is still realistic as violence actually is outside of comic books and standard action stories. The narrator does a very good job making each character distinct. I listen to lots of Audible books, and this is top tier.
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- Robert G.
- 03-28-21
Great book
If you like other stuff by Wong you’ll enjoy this. Same feel just minus the horror and with a focus on near future scifi action.
Only knock against the production is that I keep hearing Romano saying ‘bystandards’ instead of ‘bystanders’ in a couple spots. But that could just me and not an actual critique.
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- Michael
- 02-03-16
Not David Wong's best work
Excellent narrator, but lacks the unique blend of social insight and dick humor that made his other books great.
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- M. Kadish
- 12-25-18
Absolutely outstanding
Great writing and perfect narrator. One of my new favorites. Clever funny and enjoyable - highly recommended!
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-01-17
Strong Performance, Story could be more developed.
I found some elements of the plot to be not in line with the vibe I was getting from the characters, but overall I would recommend this book as a lazy day off listen.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-22-16
big audible listener
pretty funny and not to far off from the future or maybe just entertaining to think so
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