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I could not listen bc the narration was SO BAD

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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-30-24

The narration. I couldn’t concentrate on the message bc the narration was so bad : Inflections? pauses? All wrong! Distracting! Was it voiced by a robot? A BAD AI?

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Good content. Sad reading

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4 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-24-23

The German girl sounded so sad! I could not listen without getting depressed. I don’t need Super-peppy or musically smug; but hey, she makes you not want to visit Germany!

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Just sad , disappointing, pointless

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1 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-04-21

No likable characters. The nanny was impossibly perfect. The older daughter was somewhat of a budding sociopath; that should’ve been developed as some sort of motive , but was not. The nanny could’ve asked for help. The rich parents could’ve easily given her a well-deserved a raise, and solved the money problems that were(maybe?) a cause for her attempted suicide/murder. Unrealistic main character, poor decisions . No resolution. Completely unsatisfying

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Gratuitously depressing

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1 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-11-20

I could excuse some gore and dismemberment in the interest of a clever story. But this was just random and pointless. A real downer. NO payoff. No twist. No meaning. Just perversity for its own sake. Ugly. No redeeming reason to listen. I’m disappointed in the Scotsman I liked.

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So tedious!

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1 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-23-20

Excruciating! I tried listening years ago when I first purchased it, then again recently. It’s like listening to a self-important relative ramble on and on about minutiae

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Narrator made me hate her

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-03-16

Something about the narrators vocal inflections, and tone of voice, and the way she said "did-int and "could-int" instead of didn't and couldn't, made her Sound like a spoiled rich girl all throughout the book. And she kept making so many bad decisions, I'm sorry, I just wanted to slap her( not really, I'm not a violent person, but Please, girl!!) I know we were all stupid when we were 19, and she had been especially sheltered, but after hours of this I could not sympathize. She was a very very lucky girl!

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6 people found this helpful

not about dogs, except triple amputation

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1 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-07-12

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

maybe someone who hates dogs. but likes boring stuffy people

Would you ever listen to anything by Alexander McCall Smith again?

no

Have you listened to any of Paul Hecht’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

no. paul's a good reader

What character would you cut from The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs?

Everyone but the sausage dog!!

Any additional comments?

the title is misleading! false advertising! I was robbed! And what they did to that poor little dachshund was horrible. anyone who thinks that was humorous is sick and perverted!!

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