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Invited to lecture in America, von Igelfeld envisions a visit to California or New York. Instead, he finds himself at the University of Arkansas. Still, in von Igelfeld's view, one American state is very like another. An expert philologist, von Igelfeld prepares to deliver a talk on verbs, until he makes a grim discovery: he has been mistaken for a German master of veterinary science who has recently passed away. One man at the reception is quick to point this out. But von Igelfeld explains that since Germans are so efficient, they sometimes publish obituaries before a person's demise. Before long, he takes the podium and faces an attentive crowd expecting to hear some fine points on the nature of sausage dogs.
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Wit Supreme
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Narrator has an amazing voice and does wonderful accents throughout on various international dialects.
Narration exceptional! Story weak
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Enjoyable Story
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What made the experience of listening to The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs the most enjoyable?
Everything!What was one of the most memorable moments of The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs?
Just the story and anything by this author.What about Paul Hecht’s performance did you like?
PerfectDid you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Very sophisticated humor!Any additional comments?
One of the best writers today!Very funny
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Witty caricature with dry humor
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What did you love best about The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs?
I loved this story by Alexander McCall Smith. The main character is hilarious -- so pompous and full of himself, but he gets taken down a peg every now and then. All the other characters are great, too. The story is inventive, has a degree of complexity, holds your attention, and is amusing.What about Paul Hecht’s performance did you like?
Paul Hecht was PERFECT as a reader! He did all the voices cleverly, he read clearly and caught the mood of the book completely. I enjoyed his reading of all three books in this series. I'm just sorry the series is complete. I think it's McCall Smith at his very best.Great story and great reader
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Mindless, Quick Read
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