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Jay's Gay Agenda
- By: Jason June
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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There’s one thing Jay Collier knows for sure - he’s a statistical anomaly as the only out gay kid in his small rural Washington town. While all his friends can’t stop talking about their heterosexual hookups and relationships, Jay can only dream of his own firsts, compiling a romance to-do list of all the things he hopes to one day experience - his Gay Agenda. Then, against all odds, Jay’s family moves to Seattle, and he starts his senior year at a new high school with a thriving LGBTQIA+ community. For the first time ever, Jay feels like he’s found where he truly belongs.
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Jay is toxic AF lol
- By Semaj journee on 06-22-21
- Jay's Gay Agenda
- By: Jason June
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
I'm not sure what to think of this story.
Reviewed: 01-19-24
Until it got to chapter 20 or so, I was really enjoying this book. It's cute, clever, and generally entertaining. But the minute the story turned into the protagonist blaming himself for everything that happened, instead of delving into the true messiness of everyone's involvement in the events of the story, I started to lose interest and get angry with the narrator for his self-pity and with the author for their implication that accountability only falls on the narrator's shoulders.
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Aristotle and Dante Dive into the Waters of the World
- Aristotle and Dante
- By: Benjamin Alire Sáenz
- Narrated by: Lin-Manuel Miranda
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Ari has spent all of high school burying who he really is, staying silent and invisible. He expected his senior year to be the same. But something in him cracked open when he fell in love with Dante, and he can’t go back. Suddenly he finds himself reaching out to new friends, standing up to bullies of all kinds, and making his voice heard. And, always, there is Dante, dreamy, witty Dante, who can get on Ari’s nerves and fill him with desire all at once. The boys are determined to forge a path for themselves in a world that doesn’t understand them.
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See Beyond the Premise
- By Bill54494 on 01-19-22
- Aristotle and Dante Dive into the Waters of the World
- Aristotle and Dante
- By: Benjamin Alire Sáenz
- Narrated by: Lin-Manuel Miranda
Disappointingly Anachronistic
Reviewed: 09-16-22
I really liked the first Aristotle and Dante book, so I was hoping this one would be just as good.
Alas, I don't think it is.
Doing the math, these characters are only slightly younger than I (I graduated from high school in 1986 and from college in 1990), and even taking into account that the book's set in Texas and I grew up in Illinois and went to college in Missouri, this book comes across as being set at least ten years later than it claims to be. Some examples:
- Even about a decade later, in _To Wong Foo_, Noxeema uses the terms "transvestite" and "transsexual" and not "transgender."
- While AIDS actually *was* a pandemic, as they say in the book, I never heard anyone call it that back then; it was either the "AIDS epidemic" or the "AIDS crisis."
- Classmates from Chicago and St. Luis were still using "Black" instead of "African-American."
- The boys' relationships with each other and with their friends have a storybook quality to them (and this is coming from someone who didn't run into a lot of non-acceptance when he came out around the same time in a small town in Missouri).
- These are some pretty eloquent teenagers (and I have some old college papers from the time to compare it to--and I was an English major, so I did a lot of writing).
Plot-wise, the book dragged (no pun intended) for me. A lot of words for not much happening. Ari doesn't seem to evolve much, and it feels like there isn't much Dante at all.
I really, really wanted to love this book, but I just can't.
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Repercussions
- Wearing the Cape Series, Book 8
- By: Marion G. Harmon
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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The heroes are on vacation. Really. The wedding of Dane and Annabeth (Danabeth) is over, the team has caught their villain-of-the-month, and Hope thinks everyone deserves a break from the cycle of training and public-relations appearances. So except for Ozma and Grendel (who've decided to return to adventures in Oz) they're all enjoying the sand and the sun in Littleton. But then Shell vanishes - her quantum-neural link with Hope and Shelly severed - and Ozma and Grendel return with ominous warnings that something is happening back in Chicago.
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Nobody Is Safe!
- By Gilbert M. Stack on 08-01-20
- Repercussions
- Wearing the Cape Series, Book 8
- By: Marion G. Harmon
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
Decent story, so-so performance
Reviewed: 08-05-20
I would rate this title higher, but the narrator seriously needs to learn how to pronounce certain words like "cavalry" (which she invariably pronounces as "calvary" in this and other Wearing the Cape books).
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Star Trek: The Eugenics Wars: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh (Adapted)
- By: Greg Cox
- Narrated by: Anthony Stewart Head
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Even centuries later, the final decades of the 20th century are still regarded as one of the darkest and most perilous chapters in the history of humanity. Now, as an ancient and forbidden technology tempts mankind once more, Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise must probe deep into the secrets of the past, to discover the true origins of the dreaded Eugenics Wars - and of perhaps the greatest foe he has ever faced.
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More Setup Than Plot
- By Mark on 05-13-06
Is there an unabridged version?
Reviewed: 05-28-20
If this was available as an unabridged version (I have the book, and there's so much good stuff left out), I'd give this five stars instead of four.
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Murder on the Orient Express
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Agatha Christie
- Narrated by: Tom Conti, Jane Asher, Ruta Gedmintas, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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What begins as a routine journey on the luxurious Orient Express soon unfurls into Agatha Christie's most famous murder mystery. This all-star production features lead performances from Tom Conti ( The Dark Knight Rises, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence) as Hercule Poirot, Sophie Okonedo ( After Earth, Hotel Rwanda and Ace Ventura) and Eddie Marsan ( Sherlock Holmes, V for Vendetta and Hancock) plus a full supporting cast.
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A Classic Mystery, dramatized by Audible
- By Tracy on 11-06-17
- Murder on the Orient Express
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Agatha Christie
- Narrated by: Tom Conti, Jane Asher, Ruta Gedmintas, Paterson Joseph, Rula Lenska, Art Malik, Eddie Marsan, Sophie Okonedo, Walles Hamonde
Blech.
Reviewed: 04-03-20
Ending is unfaithful to the original book and tries too hard to be like the 2017 movie. I also cannot believe that no one in this adaptation can properly pronounce the name of the process Dragomiroff.
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Tell Me It's Real
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Paul Auster doesn't. Paul doesn't believe in much at all. He's thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by. His closest friends are a two-legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket. He works a dead-end job in a soul-sucking cubicle, and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one more time, Paul is going to wring its stupid neck.
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Don't read on a plane!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-08-14
- Tell Me It's Real
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
Not bad, but not that great.
Reviewed: 03-04-19
The story itself isn't bad, but the narrator mispronounces a whole slew of fairly common words, which is jarring.
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The Consumption of Magic
- Tales From Verania, Book 3
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 18 hrs and 18 mins
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Sam of Wilds faced the Dark wizard Myrin and lived to tell the tale. Granted, the battle left him scarred, but things could be a hell of a lot worse. It’s not until he reunites with Morgan of Shadows and Randall that he realizes just how much worse things could be. Because the scars have meaning and hint at Myrin’s true plans for Sam and the Kingdom of Verania. With time running out, Sam and his band of merry misfits must travel to the snowy mountains in the North and the heart of the Dark Woods to convince the remaining dragons to stand against Myrin.
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Utter perfection.
- By Janice on 05-03-18
- The Consumption of Magic
- Tales From Verania, Book 3
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
It's okay.
Reviewed: 02-19-19
I really liked the first two books, but Klune spends way too much of this book on sex scenes. I know I'm going to be called a prude for writing that, but I'm just not interested in reading a sex scenes unless I'm reading porn....
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Only Human
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: William Hope, Charlie Anson, Laurence Bouvard, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Brilliant scientist Rose Franklin has devoted her adult life to solving the mystery she accidentally stumbled upon as a child: a huge metal hand buried beneath the ground outside Deadwood, South Dakota. The discovery set in motion a cataclysmic chain of events with geopolitical ramifications. Rose and the Earth Defense Corps raced to master the enigmatic technology, as giant robots suddenly descended on Earth's most populous cities, killing one hundred million people in the process.
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casting error detracts severely, but a good story
- By Deborah on 05-02-18
- Only Human
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: William Hope, Charlie Anson, Laurence Bouvard, Adna Sablylich, full cast
Horribly dull
Reviewed: 01-29-19
The adult Eva sounds like she's from New Jersey. The story is boring, and I feel no empathy for the characters. I enjoyed the first two. This one is terrible.
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The Fall of Hyperion
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 21 hrs and 45 mins
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In the stunning continuation of the epic adventure begun in Hyperion, Simmons returns us to a far future resplendent with drama and invention. Onthe world of Hyperion, the mysterious Time Tombs are opening. And the secrets they contain mean that nothing - nothing anywhere in the universe - will ever be the same.
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Hyperion is FALLEN, am I too to fall?
- By Darwin8u on 06-15-12
- The Fall of Hyperion
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
Enjoyable story, less than average reader
Reviewed: 01-16-18
The story is enjoyable, and overall the reader does an adequate job. However, some glaring errors creep in, errors that would be easily fixed if the reader had read the story through before recording it, which apparently the reader did not. Thorough reading and research would make it clear that Renaissance V is "Renaissance Vee" not "Renaissance Five" because the world's full name is "Renaissance Vector." More unforgivable is calling Denebs Drei and Vier "Dray" and "Veer." Drei and Vier are German for "three" and "four," and are correctly pronounced "dry" and "fear."
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