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Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder.
My name is Al. I live in wealthy people's second homes while their real owners are away.
I don’t rob them, I don’t damage anything… I’m more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal.
Life is good.
Or it was - until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead.
And now…now we’re in a great deal of trouble.
Featuring crooked houses, dodgy coppers and a lot of lockpicking, A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering is a gripping thriller about what it's like to be young, skilled, unemployed - and on the run.
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- Bonjek Hertz Pedersen
- 06-20-24
wonderfully quirky
great listen, god me through a all nighter driving on holiday. good characters good storyline warmly recommend
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- Anonymous User
- 05-11-24
Binge worthy
Thoroughly entertaining. Lovely characters. Enjoyable twisty plot. Exactly what I hoped it would be and then some.
And then, what an exquisite performance by Phill Dunster!
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