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Chet and Bernie Mysteries, Book 15
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Spencer Quinn
About this listen
Spencer Quinn’s A Farewell to Arfs is a return to the adventurous New York Times and USA Today bestselling series that Stephen King calls “without a doubt the most original mystery series currently available.”
Chet the dog, “the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction” (Boston Globe), and his human partner PI Bernie Little are back again, and this time they’re entangled in a web of crime unlike anything they’ve ever seen before.
Their next door neighbor, Mr. Parsons, thought he was doing the right thing by loaning his ne’er do well son, Billy, some money to help get himself settled. But days later, Mr. Parsons has discovered that his entire life savings is gone. Valley PD is certain this is an impersonation scam, but Bernie isn’t so sure.
With Mrs. Parsons in the hospital and Billy nowhere to be found, it’s up to Chet and Bernie to track Billy down and get to the bottom of things—before it’s too late.
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Spencer Quinn’s first original audio short story reveals how everyone’s favorite detective duo - Chet the Dog and P.I. Bernie Little - came to meet before their first big case in Dog On It. As fans know, Chet first met Bernie on that fateful day when he flunked out of K-9 police school. The details of that day, though, have always remained a little vague (like so much in Chet’s doggy brain). All we know is that Chet had been the best leaper in his K-9 class, but for some reason he failed his final leaping test...and that a cat was involved...and that there was some blood. But whose?
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Messed up timeline.
- By Seeker77 on 08-09-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Ruff vs. Fluff (A Queenie and Arthur Novel)
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Rachel Jacobs
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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From the outside, Queenie the cat and Arthur the dog appear to have a lot in common. Both pets live in the charming Blackberry Hill inn. They both love their humans, twins Harmony and Bro. They both have a fondness for sausage. But that doesn't change the fact that they are mortal enemies. Goofy, big-hearted Arthur loves everyone he's ever met...except the snobby, scheming cat who's devoted her life to ruining his.
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Cat, dog, kids, mystery. Lots of fun!
- By Elisabeth Carey on 03-31-19
By: Spencer Quinn
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Woof: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: James Frangione
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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Bowser is a dog detective on the loose, paired with an 11-year-old girl, Birdie. Bowser and Birdie live on the Louisiana coast with Birdie's Grammy. When a prize stuffed marlin is stolen from Grammy's bait and tackle shop, Birdie and Bowser decide to take on the case. But what looks like a straightforward break-in soon becomes as tangled as a tourist's fishing line.
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Wonderful💎💍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
- By Amy on 05-15-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Mrs. Plansky's Revenge
- A Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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One night Mrs. Plansky is startled awake by a phone call from a voice claiming to be her grandson Will, who desperately needs ten thousand dollars to get out of a jam. Of course, Loretta obliges—after all, what are grandmothers for, even grandmothers who still haven’t gotten a simple “thank you” for a gift sent weeks ago. Not that she's counting.
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loved it
- By Christine on 07-26-23
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Iggy Chronicles, Volume One
- A Chet and Bernie Mystery Short Story
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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Iggy is a dog who doesn’t get out much, so it’s big news when elderly Mr. Parsons knocks on Bernie’s door to say that Iggy has vanished. In the search for Iggy, Chet and Bernie find Mrs. Parsons unconscious on her bedroom floor, in need of urgent medical care. But it’s only when they arrive at the hospital that things get really interesting. With a jewel thief making short work of hospital patients’ valuables, it seems that Iggy is not alone in disappearing right out from under somebody’s nose. Suspects are plentiful and witnesses are few.
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It's great--give us more, please!
- By Kathi on 05-27-14
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Right Side
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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LeAnne Hogan went to Afghanistan as a rising star in the military and came back a much lesser person, mentally and physically. Now missing an eye and with half her face badly scarred, she can barely remember the disastrous desert operation that almost killed her. She is confused, angry, and suspects the fault is hers, even though nobody will come out and say it. Shattered by one last blow - the sudden death of her hospital roommate, Marci - LeAnne finds herself on a fateful drive across the country, reflecting on her past and seeing no future.
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Congratulations to Spencer Quinn
- By cherry patrick jamison on 07-14-17
By: Spencer Quinn
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A Cat Was Involved
- A Chet and Bernie Mystery Short, Story 1
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 52 mins
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Spencer Quinn’s first original audio short story reveals how everyone’s favorite detective duo - Chet the Dog and P.I. Bernie Little - came to meet before their first big case in Dog On It. As fans know, Chet first met Bernie on that fateful day when he flunked out of K-9 police school. The details of that day, though, have always remained a little vague (like so much in Chet’s doggy brain). All we know is that Chet had been the best leaper in his K-9 class, but for some reason he failed his final leaping test...and that a cat was involved...and that there was some blood. But whose?
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Messed up timeline.
- By Seeker77 on 08-09-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Ruff vs. Fluff (A Queenie and Arthur Novel)
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Rachel Jacobs
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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From the outside, Queenie the cat and Arthur the dog appear to have a lot in common. Both pets live in the charming Blackberry Hill inn. They both love their humans, twins Harmony and Bro. They both have a fondness for sausage. But that doesn't change the fact that they are mortal enemies. Goofy, big-hearted Arthur loves everyone he's ever met...except the snobby, scheming cat who's devoted her life to ruining his.
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Cat, dog, kids, mystery. Lots of fun!
- By Elisabeth Carey on 03-31-19
By: Spencer Quinn
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Woof: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: James Frangione
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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Bowser is a dog detective on the loose, paired with an 11-year-old girl, Birdie. Bowser and Birdie live on the Louisiana coast with Birdie's Grammy. When a prize stuffed marlin is stolen from Grammy's bait and tackle shop, Birdie and Bowser decide to take on the case. But what looks like a straightforward break-in soon becomes as tangled as a tourist's fishing line.
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Wonderful💎💍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
- By Amy on 05-15-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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Mrs. Plansky's Revenge
- A Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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One night Mrs. Plansky is startled awake by a phone call from a voice claiming to be her grandson Will, who desperately needs ten thousand dollars to get out of a jam. Of course, Loretta obliges—after all, what are grandmothers for, even grandmothers who still haven’t gotten a simple “thank you” for a gift sent weeks ago. Not that she's counting.
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loved it
- By Christine on 07-26-23
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Iggy Chronicles, Volume One
- A Chet and Bernie Mystery Short Story
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Iggy is a dog who doesn’t get out much, so it’s big news when elderly Mr. Parsons knocks on Bernie’s door to say that Iggy has vanished. In the search for Iggy, Chet and Bernie find Mrs. Parsons unconscious on her bedroom floor, in need of urgent medical care. But it’s only when they arrive at the hospital that things get really interesting. With a jewel thief making short work of hospital patients’ valuables, it seems that Iggy is not alone in disappearing right out from under somebody’s nose. Suspects are plentiful and witnesses are few.
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It's great--give us more, please!
- By Kathi on 05-27-14
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Right Side
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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LeAnne Hogan went to Afghanistan as a rising star in the military and came back a much lesser person, mentally and physically. Now missing an eye and with half her face badly scarred, she can barely remember the disastrous desert operation that almost killed her. She is confused, angry, and suspects the fault is hers, even though nobody will come out and say it. Shattered by one last blow - the sudden death of her hospital roommate, Marci - LeAnne finds herself on a fateful drive across the country, reflecting on her past and seeing no future.
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Congratulations to Spencer Quinn
- By cherry patrick jamison on 07-14-17
By: Spencer Quinn
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Mrs. Plansky Goes Rogue
- Mrs. Plansky, Book 2
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Mrs. Plansky Goes Rogue by Spencer Quinn is a forthcoming title from Tor Forge.
By: Spencer Quinn
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Open and Shut
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Whether dueling with new forensics or the local old boys' network, irreverent defense attorney Andy Carpenter always leaves them awed with his biting wit and winning fourth-quarter game plan. But the fun stops the day Andy's dad, Paterson, New Jersey's legendary ex-DA, drops dead in front of him at a game in Yankee Stadium.
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Does Anyone Else Notice the Missing Content?
- By pewter on 02-05-13
By: David Rosenfelt
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The K Team
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Corey Douglas and his K-9 partner, Simon Garfunkel, have recently retired from the police force. Not ready to give up the life yet, they come up with a proposal for fellow former cop, Laurie Carpenter, and her investigating partner, Marcus. They call themselves the K Team, in honor of Simon. Their first job as private investigators comes to them from Judge Henry Henderson, who's known as a very tough but fair judge, and they've all come up against him in court at one time or another. Though it's hard to believe, Judge Henderson is being blackmailed and extorted.
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Not For Me !
- By The Whole Truth on 03-25-20
By: David Rosenfelt
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Murder, She Barked
- Paws & Claws Mystery, Book 1
- By: Krista Davis
- Narrated by: Jeanie Kanaley
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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Holly Miller's life has gone to the dogs. She has no job, her boyfriend's former flame is sniffing around, and a scruffy but lovable Jack Russell terrier is scattering crumbs all over her borrowed car. Just when she thought things couldn't get worse, a troubling phone call about her grandmother sends her rushing home to the family inn on Wagtail Mountain.
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A Decent Cozy Mystery
- By InnerVoice on 01-20-16
By: Krista Davis
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Dogged Pursuit
- An Andy Carpenter Mystery
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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Andy Carpenter has spent the three years since graduating law school working as a prosecutor in Paterson. But having seen how the system never looks out for the little guy, he leaves to start his own practice as a defense attorney. His office might be a little bit of a dump, but he's excited to make a change.
By: David Rosenfelt
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Killing Trail
- A Timber Creek K-9 Mystery, Book 1
- By: Margaret Mizushima
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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When a young girl is found dead in the mountains outside Timber Creek, lifelong resident Officer Mattie Cobb and her partner, K-9 police dog Robo, are assigned to the case that has rocked the small Colorado town. With the help of Cole Walker, a local veterinarian and single father, Mattie and Robo must track down the truth before it claims another victim. But the more Mattie investigates, the more she realizes how many secrets her town holds. And the key may be Cole's daughter, who knows more than she's saying.
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For GSD or any dog-lover as well as crime fans
- By GSDNH on 10-14-16
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- Teri
- 08-29-24
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Chet and Bernie are perfection! I absolutely adore these books. Thank you Spencer Quinn. I look forward to the next adventure 🥰
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- Dolans
- 10-25-24
so clever and funny
As always, Chet and Bernie bring laughter, smiles, and introspection to me. I try to prolong these books because I never want them to end. Chet's my hero.
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- Melody Herb
- 08-10-24
Chet never dissapoints!
Twists and turns right up to the very end. Classic Chet humor and lots of tech surprises! Listen carefully or you might miss a valuable clue! CAT CAT CAT!!!!!
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- Charlotte Tucker
- 08-15-24
We are addicted to these stories!
We love Chet and Bernie. We love the audio versions. The narrator is excellent conveying Chet. We always laugh out loud at Chet's antics.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-18-24
My favorite series!
Love the narration! Chet's voice is perfect. The story is timely and doesn't disappoint. Looking forward to the next adventure!
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- mfcantrell
- 10-16-24
I love that Chet, the dog, is the narrator!
I LOVE this series! It’s funny, insightful and there’s usually a twist or two at the end. Start with the first book and you’ll be HOOKED!
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- Michele M. Harris
- 08-10-24
Chet & Bernie are my favorite crime fighting team!
Love the stories! Love the characters! Love the narrator! One of my favorite series and this one did not disappoint!
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- Karen+
- 08-28-24
Exciting, funny
Another great Dpencer Quinn read with an interesting story, intrigue, suspense, humor, warmth, and a great narrator. Loved everything about it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-11-25
Please, more Chet and Bernie!
I’ve reached the end of the series with this one. I sure hope there will be more!
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- Kim Freeman
- 08-13-24
Chet!!
I love these books. I feel like I know Chet and Bernie. ready for the next book. they're so thrilling while funny.
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