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Narrated by:
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Simon Dornet
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Nick J. Russo
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By:
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K.A. Merikan
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"I will kill the men who murdered your family… for a price. You will be mine."
Saint
Being a hitman is the loneliest of jobs. We don't have many friends. Some don't even have family. Lovers? Try explaining to your boyfriend why there's blood on your shirt.
Christmas is the worst time to be alone. This year, love is in the cards for me, all thanks to a letter I found in the street.
It reads, "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is revenge…"
At first, I'm intrigued by the words, the grisly details, and the rage steaming off the page. The author doesn't know it yet, but we are a perfect fit. His bloodthirst is equal to mine, his creativity in coming up with ways to kill is admirable, and when I track him down, I instantly fall for the wrath in his dark eyes.
His wish is my command if he's ready to pay the price—being mine.
Rowan
My therapist always tells me I should let go of my pain and rage. But I don't want to let go. I want the men who attacked my family dead.
I never thought I'd get my wish granted. But there's a catch. The handsome monster who abducts me to his lair wants me as his payment.
Me, the strange loner filled with bitterness and sarcasm. Me, who never even had a boyfriend. Me, with my cane and irrational fears.
I'd sell my soul to the Devil for revenge, so I might as well offer my body to a seductive assassin. After all, he cooks well, kills people, buys me bath bombs… What else could I want in a boyfriend?
All I Want for Christmas is Revenge is a standalone M/M dark romance where an obsessive hitman desperate for love zeroes in on a young man willing to trade his life for revenge (and cute Christmas dates). Themes and tropes include: size difference, assassin, mistrust, snowed in, small town, revenge, loneliness, illicit arrangement, possessive hero, past trauma, dark humor, abduction, first love, soulmates, age gap, disabled hero, morally gray. For mature listeners.
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There are many words for what Oliver does for a living, and none of them are very kind. Oliver's time in that industry is nearly at an end, so when a gorgeous older man with sad eyes stumbles into his path, Oliver finds it impossible to turn him away. Victor looks at him like he's an angel, even when Oliver feels like a devil, but he knows better than to hope. After all, men like them are only ever destined for star-crossed love. As months of separation carry on, Oliver realizes that maybe he really is willing to fight for what he wants and, more importantly, for who.
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Sweet love story, FAVORITE narrator!!
- By The Borg on 11-10-24
By: E.M. Lindsey
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Wrong Side of the Tracks Box Set
- By: K.A. Merikan
- Narrated by: Nathan Kelly
- Length: 50 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Shane is straight out of prison, and plans to wreck everything dear to the man who put him behind bars. And number one on that list is Rosen, Ed Beck’s son. Shane’s plan is to incriminate the boy, but when the dreamy blue eyes meet his, Shane can think of a hundred other ways to ruin Rosen right under his father’s nose.
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I love the mixture of personalities within the couples.
- By tricia on 05-01-25
By: K.A. Merikan
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Under Your Skin
- By: Lee McCormick
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Trapped in nightmares from my past, the only comfort I find is in gifts from the man who killed my mother's killer—presents wrapped in a body bag and delivered to the morgue for me to examine. From the first time I saw his mark, I knew I had to keep my killer safe, had to keep his work a secret for me and me alone. Every body is a love letter, and I'm the only one who can read them.
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Dark but Beautiful!
- By Itzel Wallace on 11-27-24
By: Lee McCormick
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Feel My Pain
- M/M Revenge Romance
- By: K.A. Merikan
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Two years ago, the Rabid Hyenas MC ripped Zane apart like a pack of starving wolves. But he’s not only a survivor, he took revenge that same night. Turns out, one of the bikers is still alive, and as long as that’s the case, Zane will not know peace. Especially since Roach is the dirtbag who caused all the mayhem in the first place.
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OMG WTF OMG WTF
- By Leo on 07-16-20
By: K.A. Merikan
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The Bone Collector
- The Watch, Book 1
- By: Onley James
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Park Chen has spent most of his life as a killer—a deadly, deep cover operative known as the Bone Collector. Now, he’s been benched. Reassigned as an instructor at Project Watchtower, he’s tasked with training a school of psychopathic assassins while trying to keep a promise to his friends. Gift Ayutthaya isn’t treated like a gift at all. If anything, his parents treat him as a burden, though a spoiled one. After an attempt on his life, they pass that burden onto someone else. Park. The man Gift’s been fantasizing about for years. A man who sees him as an adorable but incompetent distraction.
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Good but not great
- By MizDev on 09-23-24
By: Onley James
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Loren
- Van Doren, Book 1
- By: Crea Reitan
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo, Joshua Macrae
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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It's a new start—brand new school in a completely different state. For the first time, I now have the freedom to be unapologetically me. But as my luck would have it, I have shit taste in men. The first man to pay me a compliment has so many red flags, that I think I'm in a storm. Life can't get any worse… until he turns into a stalker. Then my stalker ends up brutally murdered, I walk blindly into a serial killer's nest, and I catch the attention of a sociopath.
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Dark and Hot!
- By Kriss Theibault on 01-15-25
By: Crea Reitan
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Ignite
- Sinro Enterprises, Book 1
- By: Abigail Glenn
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo, Corvin King
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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He makes me lose all control. Ex-Special Forces and current CEO of Sinro Enterprises, I sacrifice my personal life and health to lead mercenary teams dedicated to wiping out high-profile criminals. My working hours are endless. My schedule is rigid. I leave no room for normal things like relationships. Until a pretty little thief breaks into my high-rise and shatters what I'd come to believe was peace. I find myself hesitating to pull the trigger for the first time.
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Through sick and Sinro
- By Wendy Dowl-Morerod on 03-22-25
By: Abigail Glenn
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By Jan on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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The Significant Brothers Collection
- By: E. Davies
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 37 hrs and 28 mins
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After zero-gravity heroics left astronaut Nicolas Rogers injured, his new job as a hermit — er, park ranger — seems perfect. Until he ends up babysitting rock star Deen Jayse, sent to the Smoky Mountains by his manager for image rehab. Behind their personas, they’re startlingly similar. Yet Deen can't just drop everything to go live in the mountains, and Nico can't abandon them. After a taste of being together, how can they face a future apart?
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Sexually Explicit. Sweet. OTT
- By W.F. on 07-02-20
By: E. Davies
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Roman
- Vampire's Mate, Book 1
- By: Grae Bryan
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Danny Kingman is used to fending for himself. Working nonstop as an ER nurse to pay for his mother’s care, he’s been putting his own life on hold for as long as he can remember. But when an unbelievably hot, strangely intense man saves him from a mugging, Danny has a feeling everything is about to change. Especially when that man suddenly pops out a pair of fangs.
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will there be more on Audible
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-23
By: Grae Bryan
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The Unbreakables: Volume 1
- By: Jocelynn Drake, Rinda Elliott
- Narrated by: Kenneth Obi
- Length: 24 hrs and 59 mins
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It’s time to go on a roller-coaster ride through the underbelly of Cincinnati with the Unbreakable Boys! Since the completion of the Unbreakable Bonds series, we wanted to offer listeners bundles of the books so that they can easily flow from one novel to the follow-up short story collections, getting the full experience of what’s happening in the lives of the Unbreakable Boys.
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Very, very enjoyable.
- By MaCorSr on 12-01-22
By: Jocelynn Drake, and others
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Don’t Date a DILF
- Rules We Break, Book 1
- By: DJ Jamison
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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I have one rule to live by: Don't Date a DILF. I've seen the consequences of blurring the boundaries between teaching life and dating life, and I'm not about to take that kind of risk.
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Single dad/Bi-awakening
- By Veronica on 03-04-25
By: DJ Jamison
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Dealing Him In
- The Kings: Royal Flush, Book 1
- By: Charlie Cochet
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Santos “Saint” Cavallero had his life all figured out when he married his high school sweetheart, joined the Navy, and became a SEAL. After years of being deployed, Saint comes home for good, only to discover his wife has fallen for another man. Now divorced and a bodyguard for Four Kings Security, Saint loves his job and his found family. His dating life? A hot mess, until the spark of an unexpected attraction strikes him like lightning, leaving Saint confused. Why is he feeling hot and bothered over the ruggedly handsome Fire Chief?
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Loved not only this audiobook but the entire kings series
- By Vasilios Tselonis on 03-19-24
By: Charlie Cochet
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Speak and Obey
- Virtuous Sinners, Book 1
- By: Ki Brightly, M.D. Gregory
- Narrated by: Keval Shah
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Aramis “Ari” Radford knew he was different. He was treated as an outsider with no purpose to serve except as a prop for his parents’ social image. One day he snaps and takes his life into his own hands. All he needs to do to make the world a better place is destroy true evil—the people who hurt others. So, he begins to travel the country and murder men he has decided deserve death. Aimless and with no guidance, Ari meets Officer Jules Rogers and everything changes.
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Out of Dark Desires Comes Love!
- By K-Me on 10-25-22
By: Ki Brightly, and others
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A Beginner's Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters
- Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Cooper North
- Length: 6 hrs
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Adam is not having a good day. First, he finds out his very long-time boyfriend has been having an affair. Then, his dramatic exit becomes a little too dramatic when he ends up dead. To top it off, he finds out that the afterlife isn't at all what he expected (he has no desire to learn to play the harp, thank you very much). Fortunately for him, some afterlife bureaucratic screw-up ends him up with the most smoking-hot demon he's ever seen, and he decides he's keeping him. Maybe the afterlife won't be so bad after all.
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Interesting story
- By Sara on 10-28-24
By: Shannon Mae
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- Goddess~Books
- 12-08-24
Big, Lovable Killer & His Boy Filled with Revenge!
After scouring through Merikan's latest audiobooks, I saw this one and wanted to give it a listen! Glad that I did since Dornet & Russo did an amazing job of bringing the MCs to life and making the narration engaging! Not to mention sexy voices to keep me hooked! Some parts of the story I enjoyed, while others I feel were not as dark/bloody as seen in Merikan's other books. Bit more fluff for my taste, but still had a great time with the audio! Recommend giving this a listen for both the lovely narration and if you enjoy a lighter dark Christmas/Xmas themed story!
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- Sasheenka
- 09-17-24
Who said psychopaths can't make great boyfriends?
I enjoyed this story a lot. It's fun, the characters are likeable and I enjoy a good revenge story where baddies get their comeuppance.
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- kisha
- 01-15-25
Loved it
So dark, so cute, i love it so much. Rowan and saint were great together and I loved their chemistry.
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- Soippo
- 12-03-24
Delicious
I love it when someone has the ballz to write a true revenge story without the “oh but now I realize I’m a better person and I will forgive everyone and go knit a sweater “ Excellent story for my dark mood and excellent narration.
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- Timothy Colp
- 02-19-25
Saint is a nut...
if you like a
Psycho that will make you giggle. this book is for you. love it.
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- R Edwards
- 02-21-25
Murder Boyfriends
This is a dark romance about a poor kid who just wants revenge and the murderer who gives it to him. There are some truly heart-warming Christmas moments sprinkled amongst the murder, and boy are those murders deserved. There are definitely some themes that may not be desirable to all readers, but it's just as dark as you'd expect from a book with revenge in the title. Not overly gory, the story has you invested from the very start, ready to walk this path with Rowan and Saint. Dornet and Russo deliver a stellar performance, really bringing this tale of payback so much life. Well worth both a read and a reread!
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