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All I Want for Christmas Is Revenge

By: K.A. Merikan
Narrated by: Simon Dornet, Nick J. Russo
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"I will kill the men who murdered your family… for a price. You will be mine."

Saint

Being a hitman is the loneliest of jobs. We don't have many friends. Some don't even have family. Lovers? Try explaining to your boyfriend why there's blood on your shirt.

Christmas is the worst time to be alone. This year, love is in the cards for me, all thanks to a letter I found in the street.

It reads, "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is revenge…"

At first, I'm intrigued by the words, the grisly details, and the rage steaming off the page. The author doesn't know it yet, but we are a perfect fit. His bloodthirst is equal to mine, his creativity in coming up with ways to kill is admirable, and when I track him down, I instantly fall for the wrath in his dark eyes.

His wish is my command if he's ready to pay the price—being mine.

Rowan

My therapist always tells me I should let go of my pain and rage. But I don't want to let go. I want the men who attacked my family dead.

I never thought I'd get my wish granted. But there's a catch. The handsome monster who abducts me to his lair wants me as his payment.

Me, the strange loner filled with bitterness and sarcasm. Me, who never even had a boyfriend. Me, with my cane and irrational fears.

I'd sell my soul to the Devil for revenge, so I might as well offer my body to a seductive assassin. After all, he cooks well, kills people, buys me bath bombs… What else could I want in a boyfriend?

All I Want for Christmas is Revenge is a standalone M/M dark romance where an obsessive hitman desperate for love zeroes in on a young man willing to trade his life for revenge (and cute Christmas dates). Themes and tropes include: size difference, assassin, mistrust, snowed in, small town, revenge, loneliness, illicit arrangement, possessive hero, past trauma, dark humor, abduction, first love, soulmates, age gap, disabled hero, morally gray. For mature listeners.

©2023 K.A. Merikan (P)2024 Podium Audio
Genre Fiction Holidays Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Suspense Celebration Winter Christmas Witty Assassin Revenge Rage
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After scouring through Merikan's latest audiobooks, I saw this one and wanted to give it a listen! Glad that I did since Dornet & Russo did an amazing job of bringing the MCs to life and making the narration engaging! Not to mention sexy voices to keep me hooked! Some parts of the story I enjoyed, while others I feel were not as dark/bloody as seen in Merikan's other books. Bit more fluff for my taste, but still had a great time with the audio! Recommend giving this a listen for both the lovely narration and if you enjoy a lighter dark Christmas/Xmas themed story!

Big, Lovable Killer & His Boy Filled with Revenge!

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I enjoyed this story a lot. It's fun, the characters are likeable and I enjoy a good revenge story where baddies get their comeuppance.

Who said psychopaths can't make great boyfriends?

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I love it when someone has the ballz to write a true revenge story without the “oh but now I realize I’m a better person and I will forgive everyone and go knit a sweater “ Excellent story for my dark mood and excellent narration.

Delicious

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Eeeee, this was an EASY 5 stars. Was dark, adorable and spicy. Definitely going to be checking out more titles by this author. The voice acting was great too. All around a fun book and probably one I'll re-listen to.

Beautifully dark!

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So dark, so cute, i love it so much. Rowan and saint were great together and I loved their chemistry.

Loved it

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For what the genre is about, it’s a good listen while I work and was well thought out and performed.

Good Listen

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if you like a
Psycho that will make you giggle. this book is for you. love it.

Saint is a nut...

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This is a dark romance about a poor kid who just wants revenge and the murderer who gives it to him. There are some truly heart-warming Christmas moments sprinkled amongst the murder, and boy are those murders deserved. There are definitely some themes that may not be desirable to all readers, but it's just as dark as you'd expect from a book with revenge in the title. Not overly gory, the story has you invested from the very start, ready to walk this path with Rowan and Saint. Dornet and Russo deliver a stellar performance, really bringing this tale of payback so much life. Well worth both a read and a reread!

Murder Boyfriends

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