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  • All Rise

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  • By: Nick Offerman
  • Narrated by: Nick Offerman
  • Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (146 ratings)

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All Rise

By: Nick Offerman
Narrated by: Nick Offerman
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Publisher's summary

Spend a rollicking evening with Nick Offerman's All Rise, an evening of deliberative talking, mirth, and song that compels listeners to chuckle while also causing them to contemplate a better side of humanity than the one to which they've grown accustomed.

In Nick Offerman's view, we as a country can be doing a better job when it comes to decency. While most of the country has spent the last few years fighting about everything from politics to the existence of science, there are some things we can all agree about, like that we only really need one flavor of Oreo cookies. And that despite all the challenges we're currently facing, America can get it together if we can, simply, rise above it all, and admit that a lot what we're fighting about is actually pretty stupid, especially when told in Nick's signature comedic voice - songs included.

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Cover illustration by Matt Davies

©2020 Nick Offerman (P)2020 Penguin Audio
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Simply hilarious.

Nick Offerman is a true gentleman who tells it like it is. I love his straight and to the point attitude. He's a great story teller. I would cover myself in melted cheese just to hear this man's voice narrate my life.

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Good listen

I am a nick offerman fan and so I enjoyed this. if you are not, you wont.

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I didn't know this was a stand up

I am not one for sing song stand up routines so I could not fully appreciate this work.

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Nick Offerman is the Best!

Loved it!
Great satire with nuggets of wisdom.
Just brilliant!
I need to add more words so here you go.

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Thank you The Daily Show!

So funny, poiniant and fu**ing sad. Nick's variety of stereotypes is spot on. Please give it a listen.

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Stand up comedy music show

Funny, moving & very relevant to today’s socio political situation Stand up comedy music show. Highly recommended.

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Not that funny

Just an hour of a privileged white guy complaining about how bad white guys are.

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From high atop Mt. Woke

Are you interested in hearing the Hollywood elite political narrative in the voice of Ron Swanson? Do you also believe white men are responsible for everything wrong with this country? Well take your kale-eatin finger, press purchase, and head to your favorite safe space. You're going to love it!
Nick is a rich white man who hates rich white men. Listen to this book to find out just how much Nick isn’t racist, homophobic, or sexist. Its virtue signaling at its worst.
This audiobook is a recording of a political rant slash stand up performance. Either it was a coffee shop size crowd or they didn't think it was funny either. Nick not only bombs on stage, he records it and sells it to his fans. I guess the joke is on us. Shame on you bro, you lost a long time fan. Audible was kind enough to give me my money back.

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off the deep end

normally an enjoyable left of center, though able to see the fallacy of all, nick went off the deep end here. I've enjoyed most everything he does, but not this. Dem media rhetoric put to a tune. I'll go back to his books on wood only I guess.

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