
Bad Cop
New York's Least Likely Police Officer Tells All
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J. Paul Guimont
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Paul Bacon
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In 2001, Paul Bacon was a typical young New Yorker: hip, liberal, overeducated, a little aimless. But then 9/11 happened. Hearing a call to duty and lacking any better employment options, he joined the NYPD, with the earnest hope of making his hometown a safer place. Silly him.
In Bad Cop, Paul recounts his ill-conceived experiment in public service, focusing on his own professional handicaps: his glass jaw, his overly trusting nature, and his fear of confrontation. The book begins with his police academy training, when he falls in love with the beautiful cadet Clarabel (and develops an unhealthy attraction to his sidearm). The story follows him through an awkward apprenticeship and out onto the streets, where the touchy-feely Paul is transformed into the rough-and-tumble Officer Bacon. Through amazing accounts of his escapades on the Harlem beat, his memoir emerges as both a celebration and a send-up of the legendary force that protects New York - most of the time.
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loved this!
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Wow!!!! Hilarious and honest and good!
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Great concept, fizzing at the end
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THE BOOK IN TWO DAYS, NOW TO CATCH UP ON CHORES. I ESPECIALLY LIKED HIS HUMOR. MY OPINION OF NYPD HAS NEVER BEEN VERY HIGH AND I MUST SAY THIS DIDN'T HELP TO RAISE IT ANY. IT SEEMS LIKE A BIG SLOPPY MESS AND
NOW I SEE THAT IT REALLY IS. SO OPPOSITE FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE WEST. GLAD PAUL HAD THE GUTS TO
QUIT. HOPE YOU FIND YOUR DREAM JOB AND WRITE ABOUT IT ONE DAY, KEEP LOOKING FOR THE HUMOR IN LIFE.
WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE
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Interesting read, questionable narration
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Heard his story on This American Life and bought the book
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terrific narrator
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I wish I can find another book like that!I loved this book!
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The performance was great. Loved the guy narrating but I waited on a punch line that never came.
Seriously???
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Great Narrator
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