
Bear Bloopers
True Stories from the Great Smoky Mountains National Park - Bear in the Back Seat, Volume 4
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Carey Jones
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Carolyn Jourdan
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A collection of hilarious, heartbreaking, and terrifying encounters with wild black bears in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Rangers, scientists, wildlife photographers, wilderness guides, tourists, and others do all the wrong things when meeting one of the world famous icons of the Smokies. Wake up from a nap and discover a bear sleeping next to you, see a bear driving a car through the park, or hear a ranger whisper a warning that there's a bear in the stall next to you in the ladies room. It's all so emBEARrassing.
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- R. Hampton
- 11-10-22
Bear Stories
I absolutely loved this book and several others like it..Very entertaining , so very very well narrated. Kept my interest up through the whole book. Humourous and serious both. Would recommend this to everyone. Would like more like this...
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- Mysticmuse1979
- 04-26-20
Sorry people can be so silly
It is mainly a story of people doing things they should not do. It was a nice listen. I got this book through audio books unleashed and this is my voluntary and honest review.
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- kutzkai
- 08-24-20
Pretty Darn Good
I enjoyed the Bear Bloopers, I have never been to the Smokey Mountains, but after listening to this audio book, it is now on my bucket list of places to visit, and I love all species of bears, The narration was also quite good.
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- Admiralu
- 05-21-20
Bear Hijinks in the Smokies
This was an enjoyable and entertaining collection of stories with mishaps involving bears. Several former park rangers, visitors, wildlife photographers and others contributed to this fun audiobook. The narrator and producer has an authentic regional accent that perfectly accompanies the stories from the region. As the author says, don't try any of this at home. Some gems include, the visitors who tried to kidnap a bear in the backseat of their car, the woman who mistook her bear for a dog, the wife who thought her husband was trying to get frisky only to find out it was a bear swatting her and much more! A great selection when you need a smile and a laugh.
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- Danny Harr
- 10-24-21
Bear Bloopers
This book is full of stories of Bear attacks and adventures involving bears. There some funny stories . It's a good book to listen to .Carey Jones did a good job narrating this book. I received a copy of this book from Audiobooks unleashed but that had no influence on my review.
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- J Chase
- 04-28-20
You can see the stories
Just like sitting around the kitchen table and reminiscing with friends. I was given a copy by Audiobooks Unleashed and enjoyed every story.
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- TALIA
- 07-08-20
funny little book
I laughed at this story. Some of the things that were described was funny to me. I did receive this book for free in exchange for an honest review. It was an ok book. not to bad.
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