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Betting on the Bird
- Fixer Upper Romance, Book 1.5: A Sapphic Christmas Rom Com
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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Publisher's summary
She’s got the house, she’s got the girl…but Natalie is putting it all on the line to reunite her family for Christmas Dinner.
Between the renovations and the menu, she’s up to her ears in preparations. Then a festive fight with an animatronic Santa puts her on the bench, and it’s up to her girlfriend Bonnie to save the day. But Bonnie’s already got her hands full managing Natalie’s expectations. Now she’s expected to prepare a feast of fancy recipes and deep fry a turkey to save Christmas?
They should have called it off when the house caught fire. Now the family’s imploding and things are heating up in more ways than one. Can Bonnie and Natalie pull off playing Santa? Or will their relationship just become another Christmas casualty?
Hijinks abound in this spicy sapphic Christmas comedy starring all of your friends from the Fixer Upper series. It's recommended you listen to Betting on the House before jumping into this one!
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